Me: KIP!!!! (gives Kip a hug and a kiss)
Kip: Oh, by the way, I have strep throat.
(LithiumPicnic cracks up)
Angela Ryan: Curse has a third nipple! See? I like to rub it for good luck.
(backstage at the Maggie Delena fashion show)
Maggie: Someone ate our fucking banana!
Courtney Crave: I bet it was a fat chick.
(via text)
Me: I still have some X. I'm
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