Comments | nicolasechs: Tom Hardy keeps me up at night

nicolasechs

Tom Hardy keeps me up at night

Sep 06, 2010 01:54

Trawling tumblr for the sublime and the ridiculous. Following taken mostly from here.
( Cut for length, NSFWness, and general Tom Hardy WTFery. )

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syllic September 6 2010, 08:39:10 UTC

Crazy mad mechanic what.

Oh. SO TRUE.

And Penny, give it up. This man defies the laws of physics. You can rest assured he defies whatever flimsy laws of attraction you might have put in place prior to his appearance in your life.

Sofía and I were talking about this yesterday. He is actually unattractive about 90% of the time, mostly due to dubious sartorial and tonsorial choices and, you know, whatthefuckery.

But then the whatthefuckery begins to win you over. Then you begin seeing his beautiful mouth even when he is in a trucker hat.

Then you reach for your totem and realise he stole it.

Tom Hardy: WHY ARE YOU??

(Er. Yes. I last slept more than four hours sometime last week)

nicolasechs September 6 2010, 13:56:35 UTC

And Penny, give it up. This man defies the laws of physics. You can rest assured he defies whatever flimsy laws of attraction you might have put in place prior to his appearance in your life.

THIS. HE IS BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

puckling September 6 2010, 20:20:59 UTC

Wow, this comment sums up pretty much all my feelings on the topic ever.

WHAT SHE SAID, basically.

cherrybina September 6 2010, 10:47:24 UTC

It was good for me. SO FUCKING GOOD. ALSO I AM LIKE TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT HE IS AMAZING IN BED DO YOU AGREE?

nicolasechs September 6 2010, 13:56:00 UTC

OH GOD BINA I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT WITHOUT WANTING TO CROSS MY LEGS. I BET HIS TRAINING GIVES HIM A *LOT* OF ENDURANCE.

cherrybina September 6 2010, 14:03:29 UTC

YES. HE COULD JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING AS LONG AS YOU WANTED AND HE'D JUST BE TOTALLY OPEN TO ANYTHING AND LIKE SUPER ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT ALL OF IT. ALSO, HE'D KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO TOUCH YOU SO IT MAKES YOU CRAZY AND HE'D KNOW JUST HOW GOOD HE IS. YEAH. THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.

nicolasechs September 6 2010, 14:52:09 UTC

ALSO I BET HE LICKS YOU *EVERYWHERE*. AND LOVES BEING TIED DOWN AND RIDDEN LIKE A PONY.

BINA GO WRITE ME SOME PORN NOW. PLEASE?

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jibrailis September 6 2010, 16:15:06 UTC

IT WAS GOOD FOR ME. A+. WOULD DO AGAIN.

:D :D :D

Goddamn, Tom Hardy. You render me incoherent.

nicolasechs September 6 2010, 21:16:55 UTC

OH T.HARD BLESS YOUR LITTLE SOCKS.