i think pizza hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet, cuz pizza hut will accept all competitors coupons. that makes me wish i had my own pizza place. mitch's pizzeria. this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. special note: coupon not good at any of mitch's locations.
I had a bag of Fritos. They were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. 'Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine.'
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.
Niccccoooooleeeeeee. I can't deal this makes me so sad. I did a tribute to mitch hedberg at our open mic we had today. I miss him. Hes seriously the funniest, ever.
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i think pizza hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet, cuz pizza hut will accept all competitors coupons. that makes me wish i had my own pizza place. mitch's pizzeria. this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. special note: coupon not good at any of mitch's locations.
I had a bag of Fritos. They were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. 'Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine.'
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.
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