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I woke up for this??
So this is how my day started:
*phone rings*
Me: "Hello?"
Cranky Old Hag: [muffled] "...'ara?"
Me: "Yes?"
COH: *silence* "Tara?"
Me: "Oh no, sorry, you must have the wrong number."
COH: "I THOUGHT so! Stop lying, you bitch!" *click*
Me: Uuuh?
Seriously! She calls the wrong number, can't enunciate to save her life, and then calls me a lying ( Read more... ) -
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My kids were confused about why today is technically a "holiday." I explained it wasn't a "Yay, have a party, big sales at the mall!" kind of holiday.
I should've just said it's a holiday because it's blkjwldgds' birthday. Although I don't think Laurie can get us big discounts. But hey, the rest fits! Hope you had a great day!! -
Stupid Human Names, v.324
In the continuing saga of "How the Hell Could You DO That to a Child?", I offer the name of a player on the University of South Dakota football team:
Isaac Newton
Dude. That's just MEAN. -
People suck. The end.
For over a year now, I have had on my to-do list a note to scan this cartoon and post it for Käthe. Thanks to reruns, I can actually cross something off my list ( Read more... ) -
Because really, why not?
I'm not sure if I'm proud or mortified, but here it is - this year's list of all the food-on-a-stick you can get at the Iowa State Fair.
Although they did forget the salad-on-a-stick. Maybe they left it off because it's not deep-fat fried...
Oh, and if that doesn't impress you, don't forget the butter cow. This year it's accompanied by Shawn ( Read more... ) -
Job Hazards They Never Tell You About, #253
FYI -
If a very sweet Chinese girl offers you something called a "Sweet Licorice Olive"? For the love of all that's holy, SAY NO.
*off to brush my teeth*
*again* -
Want Tylenol...
Bindi.
It's thunder. You can't scare it away, no matter how much you bark at it.
*sigh*
(3.5" in about 6.5 hours, and it's pouring again now. Wheee.) -
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Y'know the bone that runs along the top of your foot, from your big toe all the way back to your ankle?
Here's some good advice: Don't drop a half-full canister of MAPP gas on it. 'cause it hurts like a mother-@$^#*&! -
XF movie 2
Okay, so I just caught the last two seconds of the XF clip on Leno (Duchovny's there). ( Just in case, 'cause I don't wanna get lynched. )