We the Tweeple 7: Some ginger cock

[nick730]

For this week's bit of Twitter timewasting, I have mainly not been allowing the fact that I didn't actually watch more than about 3 minutes of the Royal Wedding to stop me from commenting wisely on it

Comments

[jamesofdoom]

You had the best at top :o)

Love these

Fighting the compulsion to do a "Miranda" and pull strangers' saggy jeans up.
2:01 PM Apr 27th via txt

People need to stop worrying about Kate Middleton's virginity or lack of it. They've only done it up the bum until now, so it's fine.
4:50 PM Apr 28th via web

Don't bother eyeing up my legroom, woman sitting next to me. You brought half a dozen bags to the theatre, you sit with them.
9:06 PM Apr 28th via txt

[nick730]

Thanks. (The latter was at Hampstead so she had about as much legroom as you're ever likely to get. I hate to think what'd happen if she ever went to the Old Red Lion.)