An observation....
In the 4yrs working at the porn store, this is the overwhelming thing I have learned: If the male sexual drive were a tangible thing...it would kill us all. I have never, in my life, ever seen anything like it. It drives them to cheat on their wives (the man who lives in Springfield, near the mall, who, even tho his car doesnt work, will catch a
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On a positive note.....if you hadnt worked that one particular 12 hour shift, you wouldnt have a 64oz coffee mug!! :-)
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Perhaps I could brandish it as a weapon? After the 90days of coffee stored in it were gone, of course.... ;p~
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Actually, wouldnt you think it would be a more effective weapon WITH the coffee in it?
hehe
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From a label on the side: "Your 52billion gallon coffee mug may not be lifted until most, if not all of the liquid is gone. To do so could result in injury and/or death to the lifter. Please proceed with caution. This item sold as novelty only. Not intended for actual use."
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Don't you have film and literature at The Porn Store? I could satisfy my urge for reading and watching a 'movie' by going to your store at 4:30AM in a blizzard, hurricane, and flood weather.
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and nothing beats gettin' it at 4am, in 36inches of snow, during a state of emergency, when the entire city is shut down, and it's sleeting sideways. And raining.
**To those who were in the city during '96, you'll remember the 36inches of snow and the state of emergency. What, blessedly, most of you dont know is.....The porn store was open. Really.
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