unfuckingbelievable. i got a tiffanys heart pendant. it is amazing.

jenni i thought about you all day saturday. i didnt call i didnt know what to say. i hope you are okay.

marriage is sacred. at least someone knows that....

MIRIAM ( Read more... )

soooo ( Read more... )

wow hey.

Hvncitizen: theres about to be a what?
Auto response from EddieandJenniMac: barfight

shirley is getting a job at kellys ( Read more... )

i laughed my fucking ass off!

Sara Ann Taber's Aliases

Your movie star name: Bread Hank

Your fashion designer name is Sara Paris

Your socialite name is Taber Tooth Tiger Val-p

Your fly girl / guy name is S Tab

Your detective name is Kitty Rocky

Your barfly name is Breadnbutta Smirnoff

Your soap opera name is Ann Clark
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today was fun ( Read more... )

"No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids look and look and look at all those X's..." "And?" "No damn cat, and no damn cradle."

that show last nite was fucking hilarious.

me: "hey you guys go to rocky bayou?"

creepy rocky bayou kids: "yea!"

me: "hey i went there!"

creep asses: "YEA! WE KNOWme: "...oh ( Read more... )