Dumping. Death. Data.

[nfufufufu]

#1. I hate fanfiction

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[hotterthansagan]

This is a great deal of libel to be contained in one entry.

[hotterthansagan]

Both all-encompassing knowledge and a readily available supply of live pornography.

Indeed. Might I add that the frills are very becoming on you.

[nfufufufu]

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[hotterthansagan]

Speechless, I see.

[thereal_buchou]

...Oy, hey! What the hell?

[hotterthansagan]

Don't worry, I approve of your nightclothes as well.

I must say, your devotion to the person who just publicly declared the end of your relationship is touching.

[thereal_buchou]

Eh, he always publicly declares the ending of our relationship, I'm used to it by now--

BUT. THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. How long have you had a camera in our room??

[hotterthansagan]

Four years I'm not sure I recall.

[thereal_buchou]

...Four - WHAT? alkjsdhklasd. That's it, I'm searching my entire room. Are there more than one?

[hotterthansagan]

I wouldn't be very good at what I do if I told you that, now would I.

. . .

Don't forget the bathrooms.

[thereal_buchou]

...

...

And the locker room?

[hotterthansagan]

There are several in there. What kind of data collector do you think I am?

[thereal_buchou]

KALJSASKJDHAS. A PERVERTED ONE, APPARENTLY!!!!

[hotterthansagan]

. . . I'm new to this, but I believe the correct response is: lol.

[thereal_buchou]

...So this is a side of you I didn't know existed.

[hotterthansagan]

Don't worry. I'm well practiced in look-but-don't-touch.