Dumping. Death. Data.

[nfufufufu]

#1. I hate fanfiction

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[fsshuuukitty]

1. Fanfiction hates you.

2. I'll be sure to tip off the police that you're planning to hire someone to kill me.

3. You're being an ass.

4. You're being an even bigger ass. I didn't think it was possible.

5. It was An's pink team and not yours. Baka.

6. You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

7. Fsshuuu.

[nfufufufu]

#1. EVERYONE hates your fanfiction.

#2. Except the police will take one look at you and congratulate me.

#3. You only say that because, NFUFUFUFUFU, you're automatically disqualified.

#4. YOU KNOW NOTHING. GO NEAR HIM AND I KILL YOU HARDER.

#5. Incorrect. It was my team and MY win.

#6. You only say that because you want to have sex with Inui because you're a big whore.

#7. NFU, hiss again in my journal and I ban you.

[fsshuuukitty]

1. Some people like it.

2. They won't. By the way. I've pointed out this post to Envy. He wants to kill me, too.

3. I'm happy at Hyoutei.

4. You've gone above and beyond assdom. I'm not going to.

5. I was on that team. It was MY win, too.

6. I say that because his data is far more accurate than yours.

7. FSSHUUU. See if I care.

[nfufufufu]

STOP NUMBERING BACK AT ME.

You SUCKED at baseball, all you did was stand around and hiss and look moronic. I saved the whole game with my mere presence.

Envy is a freak but I hope he kills you anyway.

[bananas_an]

#5. My pink team won despite the handicap of having you on it. How many balls did you drop again?

#6. AHAHAHAHA You're doing stand-up again, aren't you, Mizu-chan?

[nfufufufu]

I didn't DROP them. They weren't perfectly spherical and that was a poor quality control fault. I should've known none of you can play with proper equipment, HENCE THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF HITTING A DATA-ANALYZED BALL.

Do you even know those charlatans?

[bananas_an]

Funny. No one else had those problems. You were the only failure there. I won't even mention how many times you struck out.

You really shouldn't let your jealousy rule your tongue. Tsk tsk tsk. Shamey shamey on you, Mizu-chan.

[nfufufufu]

That's ridiculous. My data was perfect and I measured the angle PRECISELY every time at 46.823 degrees to the south-west-west of Sanada's hat brim for a home-run.

Can you talk like you're over three years old?

[hotterthansagan]

This is a great deal of libel to be contained in one entry.

[nfufufufu]

That's a great deal of ugly to be contained in one icon.

[hotterthansagan]

Mm. You haven't changed, Mizuki.

I'll have you know, I can dismiss attacks on my person easily enough, but insulting Renji so flagrantly will not go unpunished.

[nfufufufu]

He already has two boyfriends, you know. GIVE IT UP, LOSER.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I can kill people. You won't even need to pay me.

[nfufufufu]

...

I hate you, but take note:

- Kaidoh, that whore with the ugly bandana and uglier face.
- "Orihime" with the rack that rivals Mt. Everest and the genitalia of a car wreck.
- Inui and Yanagi if they happen to walk by.
- The fudomine girl with BANANAS in her username (because she's that much of a slut, nfu) is heading that way too.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I can kill all but the last one.

[nfufufufu]

WHY is that?

[xblackflames]

....I'm a professional. And I'm bored, I'll kill someone.

[nfufufufu]

Nfu, I'm pleased there are so many killers on my flist.

I'll give you the same list as that freak above.

- Kaidoh, that whore with the ugly bandana and uglier face.
- "Orihime" with the rack that rivals Mt. Everest and the genitalia of a car wreck.
- Inui and Yanagi if they happen to walk by.
- The fudomine girl with BANANAS in her username (because she's that much of a slut, nfu) is heading that way too.

[xblackflames]

Fine. I expect 10 million per Terran. Nothing is free.

[nfufufufu]

10 million... WHAT? Yen? What is Terran?!