Gay Marriage Causes Earthquakes!

[nezumiko]

My freshman year of college I was a geology major, so I have a soft spot in my heart for geologists and geophysicists already, but here is one who absolutely rocks my socks. Maria Brumm, a Seattle geophysicist, explains, with diagrams, how gay marriage causes earthquakes.

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[meepodeekin]

These Love waves usually pass harmlessly through the crust, causing only occasional dirty thoughts in sensitive individuals.

Ha! Hilarious. Lubrication theory indeed...

i love geeky

[anonymous]

wonderful piece of acadegeek writing!
-goh-