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[allthefunever]

Vicki, I want those glasses back.

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[allthefunever]

Pearl. Couldn't stay away?

[ just to troll yoooooooooooooou angie. ]

[allthefunever]

I like Pearl. And where's the fun in that?

[ lies. ]

[comeupblank]

[ She's even weaker than last time, which shouldn't come as a surprise, considering she's slowly wasting away. But she clings to the sunglasses, even though it's dark out. ] No.

[allthefunever]

[ damon rolls his eyes, beckoning impatiently. ]

I'll get you another pair when we're done.

[comeupblank]

[ She takes them off but doesn't hand them over. And yeah, there's pouting. ]

Done with what?

[allthefunever]

Fixing you. Unless you want to die, in which case I'll leave you alone.

i blame that damon icon. he was just asking for this.

[im_onahorse]

You don't need glasses! You need Old Spice!

[ old spice appears from no where in his hand. ]

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[allthefunever]

I need what.

mwhaha

[im_onahorse]

Old Spice deoderant and body wash. It will make you so manly you won't ever need glasses to be a man.

[allthefunever]

[ damon will just be turning to watch said teenager go by, one eyebrow cocked in thought. ]

I'M WORKING ON THE POST, I SWEAR.

[alwaysthequeenb]

You loaned your glasses to a girl. I could have told you that was a bad idea. [ And to add insult to injury, she's totally wearing her own sunglasses. Sorry, Damon. ]

OH GOOD DAMON NEEDS HIS ~RAD BROMANCE~ /shameless

[allthefunever]

Don't tell anyone, but I occasionally have semi-charitable impulses. [ cue smirk. ] If it helps maintain your image of me, I always regret them and rarely indulge.

...NGL, I LOL'D JUST NOW.

[alwaysthequeenb]

My lips are sealed, not a single soul will hear about your impulses. [ cue her own smirk. ] Oh, be still my beating heart. Don't worry, your image is still flawless. [ Minus the fact that your brother...may have told her that you're something akin to an axe murderer. She's really...trying to pretend she didn't hear it. ]

I do have to say, among all the times to indulge, I would have thought you would have chosen one better.

my work here is done. TO THE SARAHMOBILE, AWAY!

[allthefunever]

Just as long as you only cover up the positives ones. Spreading around my more depraved impulses only helps my image. [ blair damon thinks he might genuinely like you, what is the world coming to? ] Good, I'd hate to have you wonder if that orphanage full of tiny fluffy animals was the truth. [ stefan is such a buzzkill. :| damon promises he won't kill you, blair. and what's more the only eating options left on the table would be mutually enjoyed. ]

Call it sentimentality. [ beat. ] Or call it when she doesn't get her way, she whines.