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[iwontgetet]

[Standing around, looking mighty confused.]...Huh.

[ooc: Oh god, I haven't played him in a while. There may be voice fail.]

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<3

[iwontgetet]

[Looks suspiciously at him.] What's it to you?

[malefacts]

Wèi! What took you so long, Jayne?

[Mal's leaning, with his arms crossed. He's actually really glad to see Jayne and kinda missed the merc, truth be told...but he ain't never gonna tell him that to his face.]

[iwontgetet]

[Okay, Mal, you startled Jayne. He's all spooked about being in some fancy looking place he's sure as hell never been to before and you startled him. He's pulled his pistol on you.]

Dammit, Mal! What the hell're you thinkin' sneakin' up on a man like that?

[malefacts]

Xiăoxin where you're pointing that! [Mal barks, moving from his spot and in half a mind to pull his own piece rather than hold up a hand like he's doing.] Bèn dàn! Put that away, Jayne. I ain't askin' you twice.

[Careful; Idiot!]

[iwontgetet]

[Jayne put's his gun back in the holster roughly.] What is this place? Thought you didn't like docking on Core planets.

Meant to say with Mal - YAY Jayne!!! <3

[notabuymoron]

What is this, some kinda joke?

<3 I hope I play him ok, I'm so rusty

[iwontgetet]

If it is, it ain't ruttin' funny.

Awww! XD You're doing fine and I have a great link if you want mandarin

[notabuymoron]

Yeah. You don't see me laughing. So, what are you? Some kind of clone Fulcrum made of me and uglied up?

[He starts to circle around him, more than ready to pull his handgun if his counterpart makes any suspicious moves.]

sure :)

[iwontgetet]

[Jayne eyeballs this guy. He'd love nothing more than to pull his own pistol on him.]

You Alliance? You look like Alliance. Got that same pansy-ass way about you.

[mercwithmouth]

Oh, lame. You've gotta have more to say than "huh."

[iwontgetet]

Who the hell are you?

[mercwithmouth]

Your worst nightmare.

Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm totally the sexy kind of dream. But just dreams, you understand? I'm straight. Fangirls can slash me all they want, I still won't want to bone Cable's shiny metal ass.

[adiscerningeye]

Still doesn't understand. Never does.

[iwontgetet]

[Crosses arms over chest.] Then how 'bout you tell me, so I can get on with my gorram day.

[adiscerningeye]

Not my job to play teacher for those who can't keep up. [ ...well, river, that face is certainly both mature and attractive. ] You're just behind the rest.

[iwontgetet]

[Sometimes he really wants to throttle her.] Gorram it, girl, talk straight.