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nexuschamp

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Mar 14, 2010 13:23

[Mike's voice is very hoarse and fades in and out, as a sick person's voice usually does. HOWEVER it has lost none of its exuberance.]

What the hell is this I hear about pirates beating ninjas in the vote?! What's wrong with you people?! You must've only known crappy Foot ninjas if you think pirates are better!

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[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 18:40:58 UTC

Zehahaha! What did ya think the outcome was gonna be? Ninjas are sneaky cowards, an' being a pirate's the best! Sailin' around from place ta place, havin' adventures... There's nothin' quite like it!

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 19:36:34 UTC

I'm not even gonna bother askin' what "dee-enay" is, or what changin' my pants has to do with turnin' into a turtle. That government science-guy, Vegapunk or whatever, would know more 'bout this than I do.

Have ya even met any pirates, though? Do ya know anythin' 'bout the good kind? [Yes, he's sort of mocking Mikey here.]

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 19:40:33 UTC

Does Nami count as the good kind?

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 19:59:10 UTC

Zehahaha! Her? She's just a rookie! Haven't ya heard of people like Gold Roger? Golden Lion Shiki? Whitebeard? They're the greats!

[voice] nexuschamp March 14 2010, 20:00:13 UTC

Oh, well then that vote is definitely rigged.

[voice] zehahaha March 14 2010, 20:30:24 UTC

Of course it wasn't! Pirates are just that much better than ninjas!

[voice] nexuschamp March 15 2010, 00:06:54 UTC

They are not! [cough] Ninjas are so much more awesome than pirates you can't even comprehend it!

[voice] zehahaha March 15 2010, 00:12:20 UTC

Pirates sail the ocean lookin' for adventure! Ninjas just wait for it to come to 'em!

[voice] nexuschamp March 15 2010, 00:42:35 UTC

Yeah, because pirates are so lame that adventure doesn't feel like coming to them!

[voice] zehahaha March 15 2010, 02:12:55 UTC

If they're so "lame", then how're they more popular?

[voice] nexuschamp March 16 2010, 06:13:10 UTC

They're not! The vote was rigged!

[voice] zehahaha March 16 2010, 13:23:25 UTC

Betcha wouldn't be sayin' that if a ninja ran the poll! Even though they're more likely to rig somethin' like that, seein' as they're so sneaky...

[voice] nexuschamp March 17 2010, 05:10:15 UTC

Ninjas aren't sneaker than pirates! Pirates are cheaters!

[voice] zehahaha March 18 2010, 01:30:50 UTC

Oh yeah? Well, ninjas are... even bigger cheaters! [He's officially exhausted his knowledge of ninjas ("sneaky, backstabbing, run really fast and jump pretty damn high"), but that won't stop him from arguing until he goes hoarse.]

[voice] nexuschamp March 18 2010, 05:25:19 UTC

Ninjas aren't cheaters, we do everything awesome and fair and with honor!

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