How to make a pregnant lady want to cry

Mar 16, 2009 06:16


1) confiscate mini travel soymilk that is sealed despite allergies

2) be suspicious of allergen free foods in bag

3) make sure no concession sells either soymilk, or has soy for coffee drinks

:(

It's too early in the morning for this shit.

N.

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hrafn March 16 2009, 10:45:18 UTC
Airport "security" needs to be sent to a reeducation center, by which I mean smacked with a big stick until it wises the fuck up.

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majes March 16 2009, 12:53:38 UTC
Sorry; this is my fault. I let all those folks who traded their souls over to me get jobs in the airline security business. It's one of the few good job opportunities for the soulless. I mean, you can only have so many of them work in the government, after all.

I hope you get friendly-to-you food options along your trip.

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plymouth March 16 2009, 18:32:16 UTC
No, actually it's my fault because I work for the devil. More specifically, I work for the company who has the contract to implement the TSA programs. They are the ones who came up with the stupid 3oz rule.

We actually had a guy from our corporate office come out here and tell us PROUDLY about that. I was mortified.

(for the record, I work for a part of the company that has no relationship whatsoever to TSA)

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thewronghands March 16 2009, 13:26:05 UTC
Bastards. I'm sorry.

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hey_its_dave March 16 2009, 13:47:15 UTC
When the Tacopocalypse™ comes, the TSA workers will be the first to be denied delicious tacos.

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la_directora March 16 2009, 14:20:08 UTC
I have always tried to be patient when it comes to airport security. I know they're dealing with a lot. But, holy Jesus on a pogostick, this "no liquids" rule is just downright pissing me off. The entire thing was predicated on a supposed plot in England that was eventually proven wouldn't have worked. TSA had even talked about one point about rolling back that safety rule, but hasn't yet. And I don't know why. Because it's just stupid, and does nothing but cause annoyance and stress. And heavy profits on bottled water for every retailer who works inside of the security zone.

And now I'm even more pissed because of how it affected you. Argh!

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linenoise March 16 2009, 18:35:57 UTC
And heavy profits on bottled water for every retailer who works inside of the security zone.

My inner cynic says "This.".

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