Quick! You zig and I zag!

[newsoles]

Ah, criminal masterminds. Looks like somebody watched too much Looney Toons and not enough crime thrillers. 6.5 for graceful fall into shrubbery.

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[kristy]

I chuckled!

Thanks!

[newsoles]

Most welcome. Lamp posts could become the new patrol officers. They can stop two fools at once!

[sirwingate]

Now that was a good laugh. Dumb crooks are what made my criminal law classes so much fun.

[newsoles]

I liked the one about the man who called 911, paranoid and feeling someone was following him... and proceeded to make a drug deal while he still had the 911 operator on the line. (Someone was dipping into his stock a little too much, I guess.)

Criminal law classes?

[sirwingate]

Wow, I'd never heard of that one. I guess drugs can really make you both paranoid and stupid. Go figure. I just don't have the experience to know for sure (cocaine comparisons to snow notwithstanding).

I started out majoring in criminal justice before I found out that being diabetic disqualified me from working for the FBI or DEA, and I definitely didn't want to become a lawyer. So I switched to businesss management. Ironically by becoming a double major when I added accounting, I was majoring in the second most popular field in federal law enforcement. Apparently, there are tons of accounting nerds in the FBI.

[newsoles]

Many would say caffeine is a drug, so we could technically be experts. Diet Mountain Dew has caffeine, doesn't it?

What a strange thing to be disqualified for. Sorry your initial choice didn't work out as you'd hoped. Wow, wouldn't have imagined there'd be that many 'accounting nerds' in the FBI.

[midnighttoken2]

They would have had more luck trying to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with....a HERRING!

[newsoles]

Hey, welcome back. Hope the trip was good. :)

But which *end* of the herring?

[midnighttoken2]

I'm thinking the end that has blades on it????

[newsoles]

Accursed genetic tinkering!