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Gift fic for: snoozing_kitten
From: beltenebra

Title: The Trifecta or How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryo/Koyama, incidental Nino/Jun
Warnings: lesbians (kind of), het (sort of), boy sex (for reals!) - Genderswitch
Summary: Ryo and Koyama stumble upon some senpai in a compromising position and are surprised to find what powers fall

Comments

[snoozing_kitten]

Someone tweeted about the summary and I was like ‘I HOPE THAT IS FOR ME.’ AND IT WAS. You anon, ;~; you made my awful day awesome. Thank you. AND IT WAS SO GOOD TOO. I love the porn. Oh my god. So much hotness, Ryo on top, Koyama on top, Ryo on top and good all over. I also loved the bits of plot and EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.

He’d certainly never seen any normal person emit soft silver light when they had sex. Maybe he was sleeping with the wrong people.
I love Ryo’s thought process it’s so organic and fabulous and beautiful!

This was it. Jun would kill them and Nino would make a few phone calls and they’d never find the bodies. And since they apparently had weird powers of some sort, they could probably make Koyama and Ryo lookalike automatons. He wondered if the fans would know the difference.
HAHA. I love Ryo’s faith in Arashi’s stardom. Also, his little mental asides kill me. FABULOUS.

“To keep Jun in Dolce & Gabbana. We can do a lot of things but producing Italian couture on demand is not one of them.”I seriously laughed out

[beltenebra]

I am so, SO glad you liked this! I had a lot of fun writing it but the whole time I was like <.< oh man, I hope this is all ok. It was my first time writing girl sex and het porn so I am really relieved that you enjoyed them!

[sanjihan]

This! SO GOOD. Awesome crack and hot porn and KOYARYO. <3

He was pretty sure that, despite Koyama's incredibly obvious crush on Shige, that Koyama preferred girls. Hell, Shige acted like a girl often enough, he probably counted.
Oh god. Yes. <3 I love your Ryo.

Ryo scowled and hissed, "I would never have pegged you for being a giant pervert."
ROFL I totally have pegged him as such.

The older man licked his lips, eyes still cast towards the door and murmured back, "I'm not a pervert! Maybe one of them is hurt, what if they need help?"
Dying. Omg. Distracted lip licking and denial. <3

He’d certainly never seen any normal person emit soft silver light when they had sex. Maybe he was sleeping with the wrong people.
Roflmao. <3 <3 <3 Me toooooo.

Koyama was one of the people who perennially made the ‘worst girls’ list. He was too gangly, his features more handsome than pretty.

If only they could see him now.
Dude, Koyama dressed as a girl is HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. But if he actually WERE a girl, he would be hot.

It

[beltenebra]

your comments are always so wonderful! Thank you, dearest.

[zheinpathos]

OMG KOYALEGS *__*

Dude, this was HOT! XD The hilarity of the situation just adds to the awesome. And I actually didn't mind reading about girl bits because RYO AND KOYAMA OWNS THEM 8D

I love the idea of MatsuJun and Nino being the perpetrators. XD Evil bastards, they are.

[beltenebra]

Thanks for giving all of the crack a chance! I'm so glad you enjoyed it and it was hot enough. ^_^

I'll confess, I had waaaay to much fun with Jun and Nino. >:D

[beltenebra]

Thank you!!! I'm glad it was hot enough and that the crack seemed to work. Thank you for reading and commenting!

[ryogrande]

the trifecta, of course. and it makes sense that nino would be behind it. xD

i really liked the way you wrote koyama. and all three levels of sex, unf. *_*

[beltenebra]

::grin:: Nino was really the most obvious choice. ;)

I love Koyama so much, it may come through in my fic occasionally. <.< I'm glad it was hot enough!

Thanks for the comment!