I'm back with some of my favourite translations!!!!~~~~~~
Today... really recent the translation out of Popolo October 2006!! ^O^ Wow.. not an old anticle but an new one, something different.. XD
Pi's 101 questions... ^O^
I fell from the chair when I read them.. it's so funny and Pi is so damn kawaii!!... So I thought I share it with you all... This is my last year of high school, it's going ot be really hard.. so for that I still have some time now I translate this for you! And sorry that I haven't done anything for long time or haven't comment you in your livejournals.. gomenesai!! Hope I can make this up!!! ^^;;
So I'll better shut up.. have fun with it! ^O^
Q1 Have you surfed resently?
A1 Yes, have been there 5-6 times this year. (great training yYamapi, this way you'll keep your Tarzan body! XD)
Q2 What do you think of while surfing?
A1 nothing, just going under the wave.
Q3 Which is your favourite Japanese sea?
A3 I like them all. Because it's all the same sea. But with everyday the sea looks different.
Q4 Out of country which sea will you visit first?
A4 Hawaii. But for my level wouln't be enough I think. ( Have a little bit trust in yourself, Yamapi!)
Q5 What do you do first after coming home?
A5 Take off my shoes. *laugh* Then change to my pajamas.
Q6 What is increasing at your home without your noticing?
A6 clothes. Clothes are always increasing... it's really a problem. (well.. not really if you don't buy them.. XD)
Q7 What makes you angry recently?
A7 nothing really. Not even things worry me, everything is pretty normal.
Q8 Tell us something about what family Yamashita is proud of
A8 Our food is great! Esepcially cooked/roasted vegetables. Own made food is still the best! (again food... ^^;;)
Q9 What thing do you concern the most recently?
A9 My necless. It's the brand of my friend's brother. I like the idea the girls of this brand wants to express, so I bought it. (hmm girls? Tell more... XD)
Q10 What did you wear yesterday at home?
A10 Undershirt, I mostly wear that at home.
Q11 What did you do yesterday before going to bed?
A11 Closed my eyes. *laugh* Before that drank beer and brushed my teeth. (Yamapi! Don't be a drinker like Kame-chan!!! XD Nono just joking... I shouldn't talk about that.. since I'm German.. XD)
Q12 What makes you cry recently?
A12 I cried while listening to a song. I was listening to a English song while going for a walk. After that I downloaded the lyrics and found out: Ah, that's what it tells! And suddently made me really sad. You ask me what song?! Secret!! *laugh* Yamapi-kun's breakable place was being found out, how can I tell you that!! (that's soooooooooooooo sweet!!! *_____*)
Q13 When you cannot fall in sleep?
A13 Don't have times like that... (the boys are all so tired... ohhh)
Q14 What has been your best Kalaoke song recently?
A14 Daite Seniorita. It's always the song my friends choose for me.
Q15 What will you do when you have a day off?
A15 go to the sea (yappari... umi ga suki dane... ^^)
Q16 What will you do when you have a week off?
A16 go to Hawaii! (actually Yamapi has a pretty onesided mind.. XD)
Q17 What will you do when you have a month off?
A17 stay longer at Hawaii. (see?! XD)
Q18 Who appears the most in your dreams?!
A18 Hm hard to answer... Friends! News no member, or just people who are close to me.
Q19 Did you change your hairstyle or color recently?
A19 I already changed it. In Kurosagi I've had all black, now it's just my natural hair color.
Q20 How many people do you save in your mobile phone?
A20 A lot... From "a" to "wa" I have them all. *laugh*
(note: Work after the Japanese Hiragana System.)
Q21 Have you gone out with Golf and Mike?
Q21 Not yet. But really want to, want to take them out to the Osen!
*alone*
Q22 What is the most luxurous thing for you?
A22 For just waiting 3 min for my fried beaf at the fried beaf restaurant. (yamapi you food junki! XD)
Q23 When do you feel "I'm grown up"?
A23 Driving the car, go whenever I like.
Q24 The contrary, when do you feel "I'm stil a child"?
A24 Cry while listening a song. (looks he really is concerned a lot about that inccident.. how cute! XD)
Q25 When do you feel "I'm a genius!"?
A25 Shooting dorama and saying out loud my text without thinking.
Q26 If you have a wish now, what will you wish for?
A26 renting the whole Disney land. (yappari, disney lando suki dane.. XD)
Q27 Tell us a secret!
A27 Wouldn't it lose the meaning of being secret?! (well said.. perfectly escaped.. XD)
Q28 Who will ever stays as your idol?
A28 Dragon ball no Songoku, Edward Scissorhand no Johnny Depp. I like those sad movies. (didn't know that.. O.o)
Q29 What can't you stand the most?
A29 Offending or insulting me. It makes me angrier than my own things.
Q30 "That's what I won't lose in anyone" is what?
A30 How I shoot the ball with all my energy. (basketball)
Q31 In your memory what is the first song you sang?
A31 While in Kindergarden singing **** < need to look this up!)
Q32 During childhood what did your face expression tell the most about you?
A32 Like I was a always cheerful kid...
Q33 What makes you feel better after bad things have happened?
A33 Sleep! Sleeping and then forgetting! (hmm not bad..)
Q34 What are things you've done that makes you feel being the most proud of?!
A34 Nothing actually now... *laugh*
Q35 If a big earthquake occur, what will you protect first of all?
A35 Dogs, I'll protect one, my mom protect one! (XDDDDDDD How sweet!)
Q36 When you wakes up and found out you've turned into a girl, your reaction would be?
Q36 "what's happen" using English to be suprised. (nanda sore.. XD)
Q37 Who are you most thankful to?
A37 Friends and Mother. (and daddy? ^^;;)
Q38 If you can change a part of your body, where would you change?
A38 no need for that, I like me the best now. (yeah.. because you're perfect.. ^^;;)
Q39 Recently did people say anything being weird on you?
A39 I'm often being sad: His body is really toned (just admit you are proud of your body.. yamapi we know that.. ^^;;)
Q40 If your life could be lived again, where would you return too?
A40 No need for that. *laugh* I don't want to do my University exam for the 2nd time or something like that.. (XDDD)
Q41 If you start sentence off with "The young girls nowadays..." what would you lecture?
A41 "The young girls nowadays... are really cute" I wouldn't lecture anything at all... *laugh* (XDDDDDDD kawaii)
Q42 What rumor about yourself would you set in this world?
A42 I like to set in something like "Yampi-kun is so damned stupid" and then find out people saying: "He is actually a really nice person" (XDDDDDD I like that!!! XD)
Q43 What skills you've learned as a child still work well today?
A43 It's sad, Neither aikido nor swimming helped me much today.
Q44 What's your first memory?
A44 Carrying my little sister, when I was 3. Still remember is really well.
Q45 Have you had any times of rebellion?
A45 Not staying at home not often. At middle school 2-3 times I really didn't want to see my parents and ran to my friend's home. (calls the age of puberty.. ^^;;)
Q46 What's your favourite saying recently?
A36 picking up the phone and saying "moshimoshi" *laugh*
Q47 Any likings?
A47 Like female. I simply like girls. (XDDDDDD slowly you really turn into Kame... ^^;;)
Q48 What song's tittle expresses yourself the best?
A49 Misuchiru no "Tomorrow never knows."
Q49 What tools do you want from Doraemon?
A49 The door to everywhere. I really want that!! (Ahhh kawaii! Such a cute boy still.. XD)
Q50 *** <- don't get this..)
Q51 When have you started taking a bath alone?
A51 Starting at elementary. When I said I want to shower alone and was being pushed away heartlessly. (ohh tha poor baby.. ^^)
Q52 What you'd never eat despite of being hungry?
A52 I would eat everything.. (Yamapi and food..)
Q53 If you publish a book, what will you name it?
A53 "0409" It's my birthday that's why.
Q54 If you can creat your own country, what law would you make first?
A54 sleep well, eat well, play well. (such a kid still.. XD)
Q55 If you have to change your image, where will you change first?
A55 Shave my hair to a balt (oh my gosh... Ò___ó are you serious?!?!)
Q56 Getting fat or being bald what would you prefere?
Q56 getting bald. But if I really get bald I would more shave my hair all up than wearing some kind of weird wig. (XD)
Q57 How much money do you take it with you normally to feel save?
Q57 about 20 000 yen. (like 170 Euro or 200 dollar.. O.o)
Q58 How long do you take from getting up untill getting out of the door? And in what sequence?
A58 about 30 min. Opening my eyes, being absentminded for a while and getting under the shower.
Q59 When do you have the thought of "lucky for being a man"?
Q59 Not really. But I live everyday with the thought of "it's great being me".
Q60 What would you do in 10 years?
A60 Living in Hawaii. (he really likes Hawaii... like I like Japan^^)
*love*
Q61 What do you like at first on girls?
A61 face.
Q62 What movements of girls would let you hug her automatically?
A62 If I like this girl, it doesn't matter when. (those Johnny sentences again..^^;;)
Q63 What 3 conditions would have you move towards a girl?
A63 1. having a mercy heart. 2. cook well 3. is open minded
Q64 How much of possibility is there to fall in love with a girl?
A64 I would like to know it too. *laugh*
Q65 What great possitiv expectation would a girl get dating you?
A65 I'm really romantic. I'll definetely take her out to a luxury hotel's room. (wtf of a hotel room?!??!?! *///////*)
Q66 When in your whole life did your heart break the worst ever? How was that?
A66 I think during the middle school.. fells like being so long ago. I even cried out loud infront of Jin. (I so can imagine that.. XD Jin definetely conforted him really well.. XD)
Q67 What makes a relationship last longer?
A67 Stays at each other's side longer.
Q68 What image would you have being with your girlfriend?
A68 Normal like always. But be a little bit more gentle... mh.. yeah have a more gentle mood.
Q69 When do you want to get married?
Q69 Didn't really think about the age. If we want to get married any time would be ok...
Q70 How would you propose?
A70 Just normal saying: Let's us get married.
Q71 How do like being confessed by a girl that loves you?
A71 feeling pretty well. Isn't it great? (Haha boys still like that.. XD)
Q72 What on girls let you feel like pretty "incredible"?
A72 Saying "it's nothing". You broght up the subject and now saying that. I really don't like that! *laugh* I don't like such a result by not understanding what was being said. (I understand that really well.. *.*)
Q73 What can a girl do to let you feel disappointed?
A73 actualy nothing. Maybe digging into her nose with all her strength would let me feel disappointed... (hahaha... XD)
Q74 What color is love for you?
Q74 White, a pure color
Q75 What would happen when unfaithfulness is found out?
A75 If both seriously like eachother, one wouldn't be unfaithfull, definetely wouldn't. (Yamapi really has a sweet mind..)
Q76 What if your girlfriend is being unfaithful?
A76 breaking up. Because one can't trust eachother.
Q77 Till now when is the being most popular time in your life?
A77 Hasn't come yet. (Don't joking around Yamapi.. ><;;)
Q78 What do you want your girlfriend call you?
A78 Everything would be ok, like being called with the given name.
Q79 If you fall in love with a foreigner, how would you confess?
A79 "You are mine" (XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "falls from chair")
Q80 How far would you go owning the same things like your girlfriend?
A80 Just jewels.
Q81 How many children do you want to have?
A81 I like to be in a croudy atomostphere, so 3-4 children. (you're crazy! Think about your wife!! ><;;)
Q82 How do you want your child call you?
A82 Papa
Q83 If you have a girlfriend do you want her accompany you a lot?
A81 Yes, because I know how to be with her.
*work*
Q84 What would you do if you're doing a different job right now?
A84 Stylist
Q85 What was the worst loss on TV?
A85 Singing the wrong text. And having the zip oppened!!
Q86 What was the worst lost on a concert?
A86 wearing the wrong clothes. (whose?! XD)
Q87 Tell us about a test question entering JE?
A87 When I was being asked why I wanted to be in JE, I just said I want to learn how to do a flip backwards. (XDDDDDd)
Q88 When do you feel like being an idol?
A88 Walking on street and having people turning around looking at you.
Q89 What was your thought seeing yourself the first time on TV?
A89 AH~ How embarassing!~ (XDDDDDDDD)
Q90 When did you start composing your own song and text? The reason?
A90 During high school, playing guitar with friends and started compossing.
Q91 What methode do you use at composing?
A91 Record the song and let profionals correcting it.
Q92 What gives you the idea at composing?
A92 Like walking alone on the street and suddently having a inspiration.
Q93 Tell us a little insider story about Daite Seniorita
A93 First it was a completely different song, but it completely didn't fit my character. So I told my record compagny: I don't want this song. So the 2nd song was then Daite Senirotia. At the chorus first it was "Hide and Seek" in Engilsh, then I ask about using "daite Saenorita" instead. At the end it was the text of the song.
Q94 With who watching your own dorama is the most embarassing?
A94 with my family.
Q95 If a anime was being shot, which character would you like to play the most?
A95 Dragon Ball no *** <-- don't know him.. ><
Q96 Are you nervous during Love scnes?
A96 Yes I am. I would think about what if the girl has a boyfriend or things like that.. (kawaii XD)
Q97 Do you like dealing with photos after magazine photoshoot?
A97 Not really, but I likes to be shot. I like to see how things works out...
Q98 What is the best advantage being a idol?
A98 You get the best service at the shops. (In Japan you always get the best services.. ^^;;;)
Q99 If you have to be a balt for a role would you do that?
A99 Yes. I like to try that.
Q100 If you have to act a funny role for two, who is the 2nd person?
A100 My good friends or Massu. If it's Massu it would be called "Muscle Men", both with a pretty stupid character. (Haha that's sounds fun, do it!!!!!!!)
Q101 Any news?
Q101 Watched **** DVD, it was really cute. (I think it's an anime, needs to look this up..)
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Gosh that's it.. I'm sooo tired now... it's three o'clock in the morning and tomorrow I still have practise... I'm crazy..but this interview is just tooo great, it shows so much of Yamapi. Hope you all like it. And a comment would encourage me a lot for continuing my work! ^O^
EDIT: I CORRECTED OUT THE MISSTAKES IN MY TRANSLATION, SORRY ABOUT THE TROUBLES.