Well we really screwed this one up…

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For reasons we are still trying to figure out what was supposed to be a well planned attempt to clean up a few journals that were violating LiveJournal's policies that protect minors turned into a total mess. I can only say I’m sorry, explain what we did wrong and what we are doing to correct these problems and explain what we were trying to do but

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[whoopwhoowhoop]

Bah. Phooey. Zoidberg, for one, still feels violated.

...Sorry, what were we talking about?

[canes_can_kill]

Nothing that you'd understand, tentacle-face. Honestly, haven't you got better things to be doing? Like trying to have threesomes with mismatched bodies?

[whoopwhoowhoop]

Threesomes are for hobos, young miss! Foursomes are the wave of the future. I know this, on account of my shrewd eye for both trendy things and things that are trendy.

[canes_can_kill]

You wouldn't know the meaning of trendy if it smacked you in the head. What, you think those little face-tentacle warmers are cool? They're socks, moron. Socks are not trendy.

Unless you're talking about knee-highs.

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"What, these old things?"

*fingers tentacles in an alluring manner!*

"They're 27 degrees Celsius, they are! Not cool at all. I know this, because I'm a doctor. Do you need a check-up, maybe?"

[canes_can_kill]

Stop fondling your tentacles. Seriously. There could be children around. Shame on you.

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"And what about you, what with the suggestive cane! All day long, with the cane! Think of the kinderlings, my dear woman. Think of the kinderlings!"

[canes_can_kill]

My cane's bigger than your tentacles. And longer. And harder. And I can... hit things with it.

Whoops! Shame on me. Something about the restriction of free speech just gets me all innuendo-y.

Sexism is serious business!

[not_his_mione]

Your violent phallic imagery clearly represents your repressed (thank goodness) wish to harm women to prove your own masculinity. Seek help. Think of the children.

Your BLOUSE is serious business.

[canes_can_kill]

Seriously, next time you want to accuse somebody of repressed violence towards woman, try not to draw attention to your breasts. What if were a maniac with pedophilia tendencies? Think of yourself.

Still, better a cane than a phallic car, I always say. Mid-life crises are so demanding.

THIS IS ALL IN EXTREMELY POOR TASTE

[not_his_mione]

First off, my blouse is fine. Second, I can definitely outrun you.

I think someone's suffering PMS.

[canes_can_kill]

Are you mocking a cripple? I feel beaten down and restricted from my free speech! That is in extremely poor taste. For shame.

That's only an excuse for someone who menstruates

[not_his_mione]

If I were mocking you, I'd do so with a lot more colourful adjectives and verbs. I am merely alerting you that it would not be entirely prudent to try and molest me. Necrophilia is serious business, too.

Or someone is suffering from juvenile PMS...

[canes_can_kill]

...Which mostly occurs in rats, I know, but it could happen.

Which begs the question, the age-old philosophical pondering of, is necrophilia really a bad thing? It's not like they can say "No". And what about zombies? Are they necrophiliacs? Is it bad if they're necrophiliacs?

Post-mortem menstruation would not indicate my age

[not_his_mione]

The matter is as always consent; if a dead person can give their informed consent, why not, but seeing as most dead people either can't or won't, it's bad. Not only that, but turning dead people into sexual objects dehumanizes us and cuts us off from the rest of society, which society does quite well enough on its own without any corpse-raping involved.

It might, however, indicate acute onset zombieness.

[canes_can_kill]

Hah. Thank you for actually taking the time to thoughtfully respond to questions about matters that I really don't care about. Really. It brightens my day.

So, corpses can't give consent. Does that mean, whenever I push the buttons on my television remote, that I'm actually raping it? It might have been a fluffy bunny in a past life! Oh my god!