toblerones and internet security

[newmistakes]

I’d really like to pit myself against one of those hugely oversized Toblerones you see at airports. I think it would be a formidable but worthy challenge. Perhaps in preparation for one day taking on this gargantuan task, I ate a chocolate cookie today at school. Success in these types of endeavours is often down to preparation and so it’s only

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[schpydurx]

I loved the phrase "and hide my groovy disco ball". That's so delicious! If you didn't enjoy teaching so much, I would would inceasantly urge you to write a book instead. The world is a lesser place without your wit being sold in volumes of billions of copies.

[newmistakes]

I know you’re mocking me and it’s plain mean (deep down in my heart of hearts I’d love to write)!

[schpydurx]

No, I'm not mocking you here. I genuinely think you should write a book. You have a unique, amusing way of expressing yourself. Don't believe me? Just ask your readers.

[newmistakes]

Now I feel terrible for thinking you were ridiculing me!

I've been trying to psyche myself up to write something for years and years but a mortal fear of sucking arse at it so far has prevented the attempt.

[spiral_meter]

its good youre starting with cookies. youre gonna have to eat a lot of them for practice so when the day comes when you tackle the toblerone, you will be ready.

mcafee needs to shape up or ship out.

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[newmistakes]

And I’d do it too (and happily), if not for the fact eventually I’d be so large I could only wear a ponchos. I don’t suit ponchos.

I’m giving McAfee its marching orders tonight!

[newmistakes]

Annoyingly I can't remember what my dream was about, but I choose to believe chocolate was involved :D

[kn0tme]

McAfee is second rate. Get Kaspersky.

Just how big was that cookie, and did you wrestle a student to the ground over it

[newmistakes]

I bought it at the canteen and it was just out the oven and so so yum and warm. As for size, I'd say it was middling to small. I'll have to eat a lot more than that to attain my goal.

I had Kaspersky on my old laptop and I was very happy with it.

[kn0tme]

lol I started reading and I was like .. "she bought McAfee at the canteen?"

[unusualdemoness]

Being all clean and refreshed is just the best feeling ever.

[newmistakes]

We are of one mind on the subject!

[unusualdemoness]

:D Enjoy your giant Toblerone dreams. I've never had one. Are they good?

EDIT: ...and in my quest to go back and comment on posts I missed, I accidentally commented on one I've already replied to. Whoops?

[newmistakes]

How have you survived in the world without tasting the delights of a Toblerone??! They are yummer than yum (in small doses.. in large quantities, I’m not sure).

Haha that’s the kind of daggy thing I would do!