genre warping: suspense

[newmistakes]

Having an over-active imagination is one of the keenest joys a person could ever experience, short of using all your letters to make a triple word score in Scrabble or picking off crusty scabs. The only problem is that sometimes, just every now and then, it can backfire on you. I woke up at 3am last night experiencing the kind of dread that only an

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[centrius]

Seems as though she is changing it up a bit to keep you on your toes. Or because pets are jerks sometimes =p

[newmistakes]

I think the second option you give is more applicable here :) You're right, she's a total jerk!

[newmistakes]

I don't think this could be held accountable for your pounding, Dee! Maybe you'd just had a lot of caffeine or something :P

[newmistakes]

Really? We are kindred imagination spirits, and that's VERY rare!! We should do a ridiculous imagination comparison some time - I'm sure the results would keep a freudian psychoanalyst entertained for a millennia or two!

[smokkee911]

Awwwwwwww poor little Crazy Anges!! Good thing pets don't have the capacity to hold grudges. And might be a good idea to make sure she's on your side of the bedroom door before you close it at night.

[newmistakes]

Gah, I don't want her on my side of the bedroom door at night! She snores. Nope, she sleeps down the other end of the house :)

[smokkee911]

Hahaha say no more. I have a hubby that snores and I sometimes end up sleeping in another room. Sometimes I wish I could ban HIM from the bedroom seeing as he always gets the comfy spot. lol

I shot out of bed and groped around for some clothes

[adman]

"FROLICKIN NAKID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT" = Reason #4868560-763999-subsection C, why I'm looking forward to traveling with you. Like I needed more than yer #1 = yer amazing talent to take an innocent all be it crazy mutt and kick it in the snout in the dead dark of night.

WAIT.. does this mean you'll be kickin me around after I lick you?

The excitin possibilities are endless eh!

Re: I shot out of bed and groped around for some clothes

[newmistakes]

I thought we'd already established there would be no travelling after your we'd end up dead comment. As for the licking bit.. my goodness, that's not very appropriate from someone who assured me he could be a perfect platonic gentleman!

a perfect platonic gentleman!

[adman]

I did imply that didn't I.

After scouring the innerwebs etiquette info it appears 'licking' is an 'acceptable platonic thing' steaming back to dogs licking each udders butts, to helpin yews with lickin yer wounds, so no I haven't stepped over the bounds of my platonicness.

But alas a moot point eh!

So yer dumpin me for a younger, richer more virile tour guider eh .. so be it. At first I thought yews was joshin me but now you've proclaimed it twice it would appear you mean it even with my twisted denial of every sayin we will drive drunk.

Hangs head in sorrow

Off to my lonley writers garret to ponder my loss, for there are many others out there that 'do like to be licked' and they too shall pass this way.

My Lonely Writer's Garret

“Virginia Woolf was wrong, you don’t need money, hell you don’t even need a room , to be a writer. All you need is a lonely garret and a toilet. Got that, and a writer’s got it all.”I think it’s a misconception

Re: a perfect platonic gentleman!

[newmistakes]

Oh phew, as long as the platonic gentleman behaviour thing is still in tact :P Maybe the licking has to be dog butt related then? I'll leave that to you haha.

I suppose I am dumping you for a younger, richer and more virile tour guide - ME! I'm sure I've mentioned I like to travel on my own most of the time :P But I'm hoping to catch up with a few LJ peeps on my journey too :)

[smokkee911]

I feel like such a shit...I just came across the notification of your wonderfully blingy LJ prezzie to me.

Thank you thank you thank you!! You could not have given me a more appropriate gift. :-D. You are just too sweet!! *MWAH & HUGS*

Btw, what's with the deleted comments?? Dee's got some in her LJ too. Who jumped the LJ ship?? Or were they pushed over by someone?? lol

[newmistakes]

I realised afterwards that I gave you exactly the same thing last year haha - but hey, I figured a blingtastic blinger like you be happy with another pretty rock :)

An LJ bud has apparently deleted. I think she'll be back though, she sometimes changes journal name and deletes the old one. Hopefully that's what's going on here. And yeah it's a mutual bud with Dee.