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[new_mirror]

Hey! Kusakabe. We should go out today; I picked up a mitt and a ball, so we could play catch. You haven't done that before, right?

[there's a shuffling of clothing, then]--Ugh. This stupid cat! It keeps ruining all my stuff. Er, while I'm here, can anyone tell me how to discourage a cat from mutilating my clothes? I mean, it's no real trouble to

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[see_me_treckin]

Umm...Kill it and eat it? Then the cat won't bother ya, and you can have some nice Chinese food. {O-oh god...)

[new_mirror]

--!!

I can't do that! Tendou would kill me!

[see_me_treckin]

I'm only half serious, dude, chill out.

I didn't think cats where trainable, though, so I guess yer shit outta luck

[new_mirror]

Half serious? So... you just wanted me to kill it?! That's inhuman!

I've heard there's like, sprays and stuff to discourage them, but I didn't know where to get it.

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[patchworkdoctor]

You could take out its claws.

[patchworkdoctor]

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[patchworkdoctor]

Or take off its paws.

[new_mirror]

Well, getting declawed is an option but it's still not my cat...

--Take off its paws? Are you nuts?! The poor thing couldn't get around like that.

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[keystorm]

The cat dislikes you?

[new_mirror]

Yeah. [sighs] It likes the other two I'm living with, but I'm pretty sure that's because they look the same.

[keystorm]

Cats are strange like that.

... Maybe you should bring home some kind of peace offering.

[new_mirror]

Hm, I could try that. Like some treats or fish or catnip or something?

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[keyword_bingo]

Cat bites and scratches have the ability to transfer disease. Disinfecting them is the best course of action.

You could attempt training the cat to prevent it from biting in the future. A spray bottle may be of use.

[new_mirror]

That's what I thought!

Aaah, I could try that. Thank you.

[keyword_bingo]

It mostly strikes in children, but disinfecting the wounds and washing your hands after interaction with the cat should prevent it.

Though they are not as easily trained as dogs, cats are capable of being trained and learning tricks.

[new_mirror]

Yeah. It'll help stop scarring too, right?

The only trick I want it to learn is to stop hating me.

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[gotyourtreasure]

[ more familiar names, even if the voices don't quite match up. but who's being choosy? not daiki, that's for certain. ]

Usually if animals hate you, you stay away from them.

[new_mirror]

I can't if I live with them.

[gotyourtreasure]

Then stay on the opposite end of the house. Or close your door.

You don't have much luck with animals, I'm assuming.

[new_mirror]

... I could try that, yeah.

I'm just not used to having pets! I don't even have any at home.