Intergalactic Turkish Bath
Title: Intergalactic Turkish Bath
Characters: Jack, Rose, the Doctor (Nine of course)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Just fluff - Still Doctor’s point of view.
Summary: Jack, Rose and the Doctor meet my lovely Water Flowers.
Spoilers: Not that I can think of.
Disclaimer: Still not making money out of this. Characters still belong to RTD & the BBC as far as I know.
Beta: jooles34
Jack had had to tell Rose about Sisko 4 and its Kadac˝t’am. That guy really was a walking chaos storm; a calamity waiting to happen. Believe me.
“Doctor, please?” Rose insisted.
“No way!”
“Just because you don’t want us to see you naked.” She pouted tantalizingly, and then she turned to Jack “You said it’s mixed, right?”
“Do you realise that’s merely a bordello he want to take us to?” the Doctor pointed out “and I’ve never had any problem with nudity.”
“Oh Doc, it’s just a kind of intergalactic Turkish bath with numerous pools filed with all sorts of amazing liquids and giant bubbles,” Jack explained, his eyes impishly daring the Doctor.
In the end the Doctor had to agreed the Kadac˝t’am was worthy a detour. The place was huge, with lots of rooms providing many pleasurable kinds of baths for all the different species coming to the space station.
Basically, the Kadac˝t’am was meant to be a sensual fun place for everyone, but it was also a nice hunting ground place for sexual predators; some were even more dangerous than Jack.
With Jack being around, the Doctor would have to be careful if he didn’t want their trip about discovering the wonders of universe becoming a Sex, Drug, and Rock & Roll tour.
Jack being the Sex factor.
As for the Rock & Roll, though, that was his part.
Jack was some sort of sex trap, and not just because of his pheromones. You should have seen the way he would say “Nice to meet you, Miss.” with a devastating smile, and mischievous eyes full of indecent promises.
How, can someone put so much innuendo in a so usual small sentence?
And that was just to get their towels.
But if there was something you couldn’t tar Jack with, it would be prejudice. The huge Artrub attending security was granted exactly the same smile, without the Miss and probably a bit less subtlety.
Of course Jack had told Rose about the T’am and its Palem. The milky-like liquid was soft, releasing an intoxicating fragrance and enormous iridescent bubbles dancing gently on the surface of the Palem before ascending slowly toward the ceiling. It was kind of magical.
The Doctor headed to the Ka’t”am and its refreshing and effervescent Velain.
“I found it kind of stimulating,” the Doctor had said.
“I intend to have a go at the T’am. There are always a lot of players around there, because of the bubbles,” Jack tried. He looked toward Rose for support with an innocent grin.
“Just what I would expect from you,” the Doctor commented. If the Doctor had no problem with nudity, to Jack wandering naked around strangers of all species was just natural.
Amused, Rose followed the two of them, not wasting anything her eyes could catch.
“Water Flowers have a taste for it, did you know?” the Doctor added, mischievously.
“Water Flowers?” Jack asked bemused.
“Water Flowers?” Rose repeated at a complete loss.
“Yep. Water Flowers, and it’s just the season.” the Doctor said, and without anymore explanation he got in the thick greenish liquid.
“The Doctor tumbling with Fengeldubbitomîode’n ? I don’t want to miss that.” As he spoke Jack followed the Doctor into the pool, beckoning Rose to come along.
“What?” Rose asked. She was beginning to wonder why some species had such incredible names, and how Jack and the Doctor seemed to manage to remember them so easily.
“Fengeldubbitomîode’n. A sort of giant sea-anemone-like life-form. They are nontoxic and very caressing. So very caressing.” Jack explained with a sparkle in the eyes.
Like all the pools of the Kadac˝t’am it was not very deep. The Velain despite being thick was translucent, and it was a tonic, slightly tickling. The pool was, for the most part, full of magnificent pastel-coloured humanoid life-forms. They were graceful and charming. They immediately surrounded the newcomers to welcome them.
The three of them were gently invited in some kind of aquatic ballet. It was nice and sweet, but Rose had no clue why Jack and the Doctor had called them Water Flowers. Then they began to change, they were morphing. The pool was now like a big aquarium and the Fengeldubbitomîode’n were indeed very caressing. Their tentacles were like thousands of gentle fingers running over human skin, massaging, tickling. It was unbelievable.
The Doctor looked like he enjoyed the company too.
As for Jack he was completely overwhelmed by Water Flowers like they wanted to devour him. He was sometimes disappearing under the water for several minutes.
“They like pheromones.” the Doctor said.
“They are going to drown him!”
“Jack? No way. We wouldn’t be that lucky. He’s a second generation human; he can breathe under water,” the Doctor sighed.
“I’m afraid we’re not going to be rid of him, that easily.” He continued the banter a wide smile reaching his both ears. “We’re stuck with him till the end of time.”
Characters: Jack, Rose, the Doctor (Nine of course)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Just fluff - Still Doctor’s point of view.
Summary: Jack, Rose and the Doctor meet my lovely Water Flowers.
Spoilers: Not that I can think of.
Disclaimer: Still not making money out of this. Characters still belong to RTD & the BBC as far as I know.
Beta: jooles34
Jack had had to tell Rose about Sisko 4 and its Kadac˝t’am. That guy really was a walking chaos storm; a calamity waiting to happen. Believe me.
“Doctor, please?” Rose insisted.
“No way!”
“Just because you don’t want us to see you naked.” She pouted tantalizingly, and then she turned to Jack “You said it’s mixed, right?”
“Do you realise that’s merely a bordello he want to take us to?” the Doctor pointed out “and I’ve never had any problem with nudity.”
“Oh Doc, it’s just a kind of intergalactic Turkish bath with numerous pools filed with all sorts of amazing liquids and giant bubbles,” Jack explained, his eyes impishly daring the Doctor.
In the end the Doctor had to agreed the Kadac˝t’am was worthy a detour. The place was huge, with lots of rooms providing many pleasurable kinds of baths for all the different species coming to the space station.
Basically, the Kadac˝t’am was meant to be a sensual fun place for everyone, but it was also a nice hunting ground place for sexual predators; some were even more dangerous than Jack.
With Jack being around, the Doctor would have to be careful if he didn’t want their trip about discovering the wonders of universe becoming a Sex, Drug, and Rock & Roll tour.
Jack being the Sex factor.
As for the Rock & Roll, though, that was his part.
Jack was some sort of sex trap, and not just because of his pheromones. You should have seen the way he would say “Nice to meet you, Miss.” with a devastating smile, and mischievous eyes full of indecent promises.
How, can someone put so much innuendo in a so usual small sentence?
And that was just to get their towels.
But if there was something you couldn’t tar Jack with, it would be prejudice. The huge Artrub attending security was granted exactly the same smile, without the Miss and probably a bit less subtlety.
Of course Jack had told Rose about the T’am and its Palem. The milky-like liquid was soft, releasing an intoxicating fragrance and enormous iridescent bubbles dancing gently on the surface of the Palem before ascending slowly toward the ceiling. It was kind of magical.
The Doctor headed to the Ka’t”am and its refreshing and effervescent Velain.
“I found it kind of stimulating,” the Doctor had said.
“I intend to have a go at the T’am. There are always a lot of players around there, because of the bubbles,” Jack tried. He looked toward Rose for support with an innocent grin.
“Just what I would expect from you,” the Doctor commented. If the Doctor had no problem with nudity, to Jack wandering naked around strangers of all species was just natural.
Amused, Rose followed the two of them, not wasting anything her eyes could catch.
“Water Flowers have a taste for it, did you know?” the Doctor added, mischievously.
“Water Flowers?” Jack asked bemused.
“Water Flowers?” Rose repeated at a complete loss.
“Yep. Water Flowers, and it’s just the season.” the Doctor said, and without anymore explanation he got in the thick greenish liquid.
“The Doctor tumbling with Fengeldubbitomîode’n ? I don’t want to miss that.” As he spoke Jack followed the Doctor into the pool, beckoning Rose to come along.
“What?” Rose asked. She was beginning to wonder why some species had such incredible names, and how Jack and the Doctor seemed to manage to remember them so easily.
“Fengeldubbitomîode’n. A sort of giant sea-anemone-like life-form. They are nontoxic and very caressing. So very caressing.” Jack explained with a sparkle in the eyes.
Like all the pools of the Kadac˝t’am it was not very deep. The Velain despite being thick was translucent, and it was a tonic, slightly tickling. The pool was, for the most part, full of magnificent pastel-coloured humanoid life-forms. They were graceful and charming. They immediately surrounded the newcomers to welcome them.
The three of them were gently invited in some kind of aquatic ballet. It was nice and sweet, but Rose had no clue why Jack and the Doctor had called them Water Flowers. Then they began to change, they were morphing. The pool was now like a big aquarium and the Fengeldubbitomîode’n were indeed very caressing. Their tentacles were like thousands of gentle fingers running over human skin, massaging, tickling. It was unbelievable.
The Doctor looked like he enjoyed the company too.
As for Jack he was completely overwhelmed by Water Flowers like they wanted to devour him. He was sometimes disappearing under the water for several minutes.
“They like pheromones.” the Doctor said.
“They are going to drown him!”
“Jack? No way. We wouldn’t be that lucky. He’s a second generation human; he can breathe under water,” the Doctor sighed.
“I’m afraid we’re not going to be rid of him, that easily.” He continued the banter a wide smile reaching his both ears. “We’re stuck with him till the end of time.”