FIC: A Problem of Professors

[mollywheezy]

Title: A Problem of Professors
Author/Artist: mollywheezy
Characters: Neville/Hannah, Minerva McGonagall, Dumbledore's portrait
Word Count: ~1500
Rating: PG-13
Summary: As Neville prepares for his first year as a Hogwarts' Professor, he finds out something about his wife that shocks him . . .
Disclaimer: I am only playing in JKR's sandbox and greatly

Comments

[pathology_doc]

"I never thought I would hear the words Snape and sexy in the same sentence... Please Obliviate me now!"

LOLOL

If we are talking about the actual greasy hook-nosed book Snape and not Alan Rickman, I think most readers would agree with that statement!

[mollywheezy]

I don't think Neville Longbottom and Alan Rickman have met . . . ;D

[pathology_doc]

"As you can see, Longbottom, the Dark Lord's curse has perversely trapped me in this Muggle actor's body. You may find me somewhat less... physically repulsive now."

Love your icon.

The Military Uses of Venomous Tentacula and Other Toxic Sentient Plants. Longbottom, N. Sprout, P. British Journal of Herbology 1998 21(8):pp201-206