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[nevershagagreek]

I live in Chicago. I make good money. I own roughly 50 cashmere sweaters and a Tiffany pearl necklace. I drink martinis and live in a penthouse condo.

This is my brother. I don't know how. For extra fun, play "count the guns" in the background.

Comments

[katyblue]

Wow, aren't you glad you got out of there while you could?

[dedqgirl]

....vaguely reminds me of "Sweet Home Alabama"... Everyone's got their dirty little secrets ;)

[co_techie]

Wow. I have no words.

[nixtress]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is he the same one with the snuggie that matches his cat?q

[nevershagagreek]

That's the one!

[rhiannasilel]

Does he come to visit you in the BIAG CITAY?

[nevershagagreek]

Lord no. Even suburban Fort Worth terrifies him.... Middle-of-Chicago might literally scare him to death.