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[neversecond]

My cousin Tracey will be arriving tomorrow to spend some time with me. We plan to stay in the muggle world but she's insatiably curious about the wizarding world. Does anyone want to come along and help me to entertain her?

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[_draco_m_]

The muggle world? Heading back to the mothership, I see.

Well, feel free to take every one of your little muddy mates, and you can all stay there.

[neversecond]

You do realize that half your friends have muggle blood somewhere in their lineage don't you?

[_draco_m_]

You do realize that shut your gob because you don't realize what you're saying.

[neversecond]

I suppose you could be under the delusion that all your precious friends are purebloods. Which would make sense why the intelligence average in Slytherin is so much lower than say, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. Actually I believe that it's lower even than Hufflepuff. Inbreeding does unusual things to the bloodline.

They say some of the side effects are inflated egos and deflated organs.