Just reading this now, my love, and yes yes YES move to LA! I miss you awfully - and we could get in so much fabulous trouble! Doesn't matter how many grandparents you lose, it never get's any flippin' easier. Sorry, lovely. Come visit again and we'll hash it out in person, with suitable libation... These are not traumas best handled dry. And as for dinners on your monkeyman: free food and kindness are never to be avoided. However, if his body hair begins to get IN the dinner or the nose hair curls all round the kindness like mistletoe - well, perhaps a rethink is in order??? I don't even know what to say about his little... ah... confidence issue. But I thought I'd keel over from badly-needed laughter, so it is serving a worldly purpose! I hope he dresses well. In the immortal and oft-quoted words of my maternal grandmother, "If he's going to be impotent, he ought to look impotent." Hee hee...
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Doesn't matter how many grandparents you lose, it never get's any flippin' easier. Sorry, lovely. Come visit again and we'll hash it out in person, with suitable libation... These are not traumas best handled dry.
And as for dinners on your monkeyman: free food and kindness are never to be avoided. However, if his body hair begins to get IN the dinner or the nose hair curls all round the kindness like mistletoe - well, perhaps a rethink is in order??? I don't even know what to say about his little... ah... confidence issue. But I thought I'd keel over from badly-needed laughter, so it is serving a worldly purpose!
I hope he dresses well. In the immortal and oft-quoted words of my maternal grandmother, "If he's going to be impotent, he ought to look impotent." Hee hee...
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