Voicemail

[never_dull]

Hello, you've reached Doctor Hannibal Lecter's personal number. I'm not available at the moment, but if you'll let me know the reason you are calling and how I may reach you, I will give your call the attention it deserves.

If you are calling in regards to a patient, please phone my office instead.

Thank you.

Comments

[vdistinctive]

Sometime late Saturday a package arrived at Hannibal's door with a short note: in case you'd rather get your seafood without using a rifle.

Inside was a quality bamboo fly rod and reel in an elegant case.

Eliot didn't bother signing it. He figured Hannibal was the sort who could work it out on his own.

[never_dull]

Hannibal took the package in and opened it carefully. He raised his eyebrows when he saw what it was, then checked the package and smelled the box for traces of perfume or cologne.

He stroked the fishing rod and smiled, shaking his head. He doubted Eliot had the first idea what other meanings this had for him, but it was a lovely gift. Now he just had to make a few more flies.

Left Thursday Fandom Time

[trigons_child]

"Hello, Doctor Lecter. I know that you are on the spring break cruise, and I hope you are having an enjoyable time. Karla told me she would tell you what has happened, and that I would like to see you. I have not been entirely myself, and I had hoped to speak to you about it. When you have returned and have time, I hope that you will be able to come see me. Currently I am at the Keep in Ebon Askavi, but Karla should know my whereabouts should that change."

Voicemail

[suitablyheroic]

"Hey, you mind picking up some groceries tonight? I'll pay you back, of course. Just no vegetables. You know what the consequences are when you bring vegetables into this house. Unless you can manifest lasagna."

Three guesses who that was meant for.

[[ HAPPY FIRST CRAZY PHONE DAY. ]]

Re: Voicemail

[never_dull]

[YAY CRAZY PHONE DAY! Answered here!]

Crazy Phone Day!

[notaweenie]

[From here]

"Look dude, if you got fucking manboobs stop being in denial and get a fucking exercise regimen going. Why you're telling me this shit I have no fucking clue."

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[never_dull]

Answered here and here!

[not_a_parakeet]

[From here!]

"Wait, wait, who aren't you physically compatible with? I mean, I'm all for pushing the envelope and all, but if people are propositioning you or something, why would you phone me to tell-- oh. Shit."

And that was about the moment Warren remembered that this was a thing the phones sometimes did. And hung up very quickly.

[never_dull]

By this point, Hannibal guessed that something must be up. Not to mention, Atton had said this was a thing the island sometimes did.

Which didn't mean he wasn't amused by it.

Or that he wasn't going to be an utter troll.

So he called back and left a message.