Crossover Meme

[nevcolleil]

Stolen from rionaleonhart:

So, zombies attack Mr Darcy's estate? Torchwood get stuck inside the Crystal Maze? Holmes and Watson investigate the mysterious singing epidemic at East High? Write me a few sentences of a properly nonsensical crossover in the comments.'Cause I love stuff like this :) And because the only thing that is as fun as Winnie the Pooh/

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[rionaleonhart]

"I think this could be something to do with alien activity," Gwen said, brandishing a newspaper clipping. "Something fishy's going on, at any rate."

"Hmmm," Ianto said, leaning over her shoulder to read the article. "Washington isn't exactly our department, though, is it?"

"Oh, come on," Gwen said. "America. It'll be like a holiday."

"Except with inexplicable singing," Ianto said, frowning.

"Did someone say 'singing'?" Jack asked, coming out of his office.

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East High's first and last musical orgy was cut tragically short when the police burst in and arrested the entire Torchwood team for statutory rape. Not 'statutory ape', as I just mistakenly typed, although that would have been interesting.

Much like all of Torchwood Three's other holidays, then.

[nevcolleil]

Ha! :D Priceless.

"Except with inexplicable singing," Ianto said, frowning.

"Did someone say 'singing'?" Jack asked, coming out of his office