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nev_longbottom

:D! Are You Horny Or Is It Just Me? aka The Unicorn Verse

Apr 14, 2010 23:53

Unicorn AU drabbles.
A/N: I strong encourage anyone and everyone to play in the unicorn verse and link me to it.

( Patrick's life is so hard, though possibly not as hard as Bob's and less satisfying than Kanye's. )

fic, drabble, raps, mcr, au, fanfiction, are you horny or is it just me, fob, unicorn verse

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rosykate April 15 2010, 12:56:57 UTC

I...I can't even breathe I am laughing so hard. This is MAGNIFICENT. And gives a startling new meaning to Gerard and Lyn-Z's unicorn shirts.

AND KANYE AS BEYONCE'S UNICORN BRINGS LIGHT AND JOY INTO MY LIFE.

nev_longbottom April 15 2010, 19:19:53 UTC

Matt Pelissier hates Bert McCracken SO MUCH, he was 100% happy no longer being Gerard's unicorn.

Lyn-Z's unicorn hadn't been seen since 1997. Still, they both love Matt Cortez.

Lady Gaga tries to borrow Kanye all the time! She misses her unicorn and thinks Kanye is PRECIOUS. B still loves him though so she won't give him up.

Zack Hall is the SUPER unicorn Pete hires to protect Panic! since in the old days there just wasn't room in the van for everyone's unicorns and it wasn't fair bringing one of the boys' but not the other. They love him and his tendency to scoop them on his back and carry them from temptation (mostly just The Academy Is...)

TAI has one unicorn for Siska. She is small enough to fold into Sisky's bunk at night. It's the most adorable thing in the universe. Kitten's cannot compete.

rosykate April 15 2010, 19:42:16 UTC

I had a horrifying thought while looking at your icon -what kind of unicorn does Joe Simpson inflict upon poor Ashlee? Or...is he her unicorn?

Frank and Jamia's unicorn is like the fattest, happiest, most longsuffering being alive.

Kittens can barely compete with Sisky on a bad day, SISKY+A UNICORN=MY OVARIES EXPLODING.

nev_longbottom April 15 2010, 19:51:14 UTC

No no no, Joe Simpson actually tried to get Matt Cortez at first and then got a giant white super Christian pair of unicorns. THe wear crosses and go to church every Sunday.

That's Jamia's unicorn, fat and happy. Frank's unicorn is Bob. Bob perseveres. Mostly because he's not afraid to bite Frank. Bob Love's Mama, Jamia's unicorn, because Mama is fiesty and a member of the Jersey hardcore scene.

William tells people that Mike Carden is his unicorn even though Mike is very, very human.

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sparklemagpie April 15 2010, 16:08:34 UTC

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I barely know who half of these people are and I am still killing myself laughing. XDDD

nev_longbottom April 15 2010, 19:20:39 UTC

This is good! laughter is important!

sesshiyuki April 15 2010, 18:01:43 UTC

Aahahahaha. I don't think Matt appreciated being called a babysitter. Brilliant, this.

nev_longbottom April 15 2010, 19:24:07 UTC

Mikey Way has stripped ten years off his life. Probably more. Even with magical powers, teleportation, and sharp teeth, Mikey Way has ended up naked with other people more times than Matt can count. He doesn't even have th other Matt anymore to share with him heart attacks. Not since Bert McCracen lit Pelissier's tail on fire and Matt P ditched his virginal charge for a quiet meadow retirement

sesshiyuki April 15 2010, 21:43:37 UTC

So basically it's Matt vs. Mikey Way's cellphone (the human summoning device). Magic vs. Technology, the eternal battle wages on. Poor Matt.

Aw, but Bert loves puppies and kittens irl. It's hard to imagine that he would light a unicorn's tail on fire, even if he does dislike Matt.

nev_longbottom April 15 2010, 21:59:33 UTC

Ahaha, yes, eternal battle ftw.

Bert is also the guy who screamed horrible things about Gerard on a megaphone during an MCR set post-break up. When he wants vengeance, he goes all out.

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alles_luege April 16 2010, 13:33:01 UTC

I love this so hard! Unicorns+bandom=awesome.
I want to read a million fics of this...maybe I'll write one as well.

nev_longbottom April 16 2010, 20:37:07 UTC

WRITE ON PLEASE

aemilla April 16 2010, 20:08:31 UTC

i think that
under normal circumstances

i might be laughing to the point where i could still breathe.

i was so confused at first though, clearly unicornverse and myverse don't mix today.

aemilla April 16 2010, 20:09:57 UTC

william would make a wonderful unicorn.

nev_longbottom April 16 2010, 20:36:46 UTC

Genius girl, William would be the best unicorn EVER

Yourverse? Were you the one who wrote "Summer of Like, Unicorns" or do you have an amazing awesome series I should be reading right now?

aemilla April 16 2010, 20:40:50 UTC

can you imagine him right now? either we'd make his life sunshine and rainbows and have him guard, like. ashlee or someone? or we could make it hell and have him guard travis.

my universe is somewhere beyond unfunctional right now

but

the end of the world.

i never put it down, really. i was always too embarrassed.