Right on the tip of my tongue

[neutraltwin]

You know you're absent-minded when you almost wash your body with shampoo, rather than the soapy stuff.

You know you're an idiot when it happens three times in one week and you only catch yourself before you're done once.

On the upside, now I smell like strawberries.

Comments

[gobolt]

How about washing yourself with soap and shampoo three times in a row in the same bout of showering because you keep forgetting that you already washed yourself? I think thrice is my 'record' thus far, I oftentimes just repeat either shampooing or soapiness once, at least once per week.

Also one time instead of shampooing my hair I shoved some cooling balsam there and started washing with that, and then a bit later realised that something went very wrong just now.

So uhh... yeah.

[neutraltwin]

[arthoniel]

No, you know you're an idiot when you nearly wash your hair with bath/shower bubble gel that actually does bubble, unlike your shampoo, every time you shower for... I don't even know how long. A week and a half?

...Mine smells like yellow cupcake though. XD

[neutraltwin]

Well.

At least you smell delicious?