is it really that time again? nope

[neutralsurgeon]

another one o' these

also here's this, since it's been a little rough here in the cwaltz department. I know it's not fair to blame the recession, but here we are.

Comments

[angelascats]

YES!!! YOU LOVE LEBOWSKI!!
I'm so happy :)

OVER THE LINE!!!!

I know that's not relevant, I just felt like saying it.

[neutralsurgeon]

I think the best line is after Jesus flips out, and Walter is like "Eight year olds."

I also peed myself when Walter scattered...Steve Buscemi's ashes and they all blew onto Jeff Bridges. And JB is like: >:l

[angelascats]

haha "eight year olds, dude."

"You mean coitus?"

"SHOMER SHABBOS!"

"What the fuck does this have to do with Vietname, Walter?"

"So he's a cripple--" "Yes, Mr. Lebowski is disabled."

There are too many quotes. But yeah, I'm really happy that there is another Lebowski fan on my f-list now.

[nickytheapache]

OMG THE MACRO
TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
I DIED.
OMG

[neutralsurgeon]

ikr

every Christoph macro in the world is fucking choice

[calvaryscars]

I heartily agree with all of these. And I 1000% agree with your evaluation of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

The Dude. Forever.

And I snorted out some orange juice at Willem Dafoe's amazing ability to look like my aunt.

[neutralsurgeon]

Willem Dafoe literally is a national treasure.

I felt more alienated watching him in Boondock Saints than I did watching that scene in Fur where Nicole Kidman shaves Robert Downey Jr.'s entire body.

[krebstarr1127]

You write the best fucking movie reviews ever. Seriously.
George Clooney gets crushed in the end? Seriously?

[neutralsurgeon]

ily2

I'm not enough of a dick to specify how, but it does not have a happy ending. I seriously suggest watching it. I reluctantly respect Clooney because he's a great actor, and it really shows in this one. He looks geniunely shattered in this one scene. Like, you look at him and want to cry, even if you're not really that invested in the movie itself. I was really entertained. It wasn't as life changing as Burn After Reading, but then again, nothing is.

[hidden_ferret]

Suggestion:
The Fall

Foreign film, same guy who directed The Cell, less cameos more crying.

And then you should watch The Darjeeling Limited.
There's nothing really deep in there, but it's mega entertaining~

Are you even taking suggestions...

[angelascats]

Holy shit The Cell creeped me out. And I feel weird for saying that because Jennifer Lopez was in it. WHOOPS I MEAN J-LO.

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Re: hello anglecats

[neutralsurgeon]

YISSSS, I got my own spammers