strange days in australia

[neutralrobotboy]

all of a sudden, i've been bitten by a spider whose bite is taking over a month to heal (note to ram: "spider" in australia means "rootbeer float" -- don't be fooled by the hype), and in the last few days, i've found myself actually craving large amounts of vegemite. what's this world coming to?

Comments

[toeknuckles]

it doesn't have to be rootbeer. in fact, it's never rootbeer. we don't have rootbeer. dumbarse.

[neutralrobotboy]

i'm trying to reach out to the average man on the street, give him something he can relate to. don't confuse the issue. i speak in the language of joe everyman.

[toeknuckles]

the hobos have rootbear and we don't?