Comments | neuralbuddha: Scary, scary shit.

neuralbuddha

Scary, scary shit.

May 23, 2005 15:18

While I normally closely resemble my astrological stereotypes, the horoscope below is the most disturbingly accurate one I've ever seen.
( Look here to see me summed up by cultists )

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galaxy_girl00 May 23 2005, 07:39:18 UTC

This is the one for susan ( ... )

galaxy_girl00 May 23 2005, 07:41:14 UTC

Description of Your First Name of: Suzi
Although the name Suzi creates the urge to be self-expressive and happy, we emphasize that it causes a scattered and emotional nature. This name can hinder happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver and bloodstream.

Although your first name of Suzi has created an expressive, fun-loving nature, it has not produced the qualities necessary for a full and complete life. You have always been a happy person, and, desiring to see others happy as well, you strive to inspire others, which you do most effectively through an engaging sense of humour. You are fond of surprises and are quick to respond to spontaneous invitations which promise a good time, particularly when they relieve you of a boring task. Your dislike for monotony and routine, often means that you do not finish the things you start.

I think i'm a bit of both...

spudtater May 23 2005, 09:00:26 UTC

It's the name "Archers" which is causing health weaknesses in the liver, methinks... 8^)

galaxy_girl00 May 24 2005, 01:49:26 UTC

*giggles*

spudtater May 23 2005, 09:09:45 UTC

I have similar:

"Although the name Alex creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it can cause a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know" when not combined with a balanced last name. This name, when not combined with a balanced last name, can also frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through worry and mental tension.

Your name of Alex gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right."

While ( ... )

neuralbuddha May 23 2005, 09:29:15 UTC

On reflection they do resemble the Scientologist "personality tests" in that they could be summed up as "You're a really fab person that no-one really gets and your life could be wonderful if you just joined our cult or at least forked over �15 or whatever you can afford."

Webmistress anonymous June 1 2005, 03:39:37 UTC

Although the name Julie creates executive ambitions,[TRUE] we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature.[TRUE] This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, liver, and bloodstream. {has anyone noticed yet that we are all frustrated by our last names ( ... )