I almost forgot what procrastination was like!

[nessie1013]

I have two pairs of jeans that I consider nice enough to wear without a lot of thought. Now one of them has a hole in the thigh from where a dog attacked me (got the jeans rather than my leg) and the other is soaked with blood at the right ankle (bringing new meaning to the Decemberist's song Red Right Ankle). This makes me sound much cooler than I

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[shephe]

thanks margaret. i've had a really bad day but your entry made me smile a lot.

[buschap]

That's an interesting question. If you were talking Dracula-bitten, supernatural vampires, I'd be inclined to think the "lesbian" should come first, as it is a less-defining characteristic.

However, if you're talking real-world, drink-blood-for-fun vampires, then that should come first, as that's a lifestyle choices, whereas the lesbianism is more likely a natural biological phenomenon.

[savingophelia]

Please wear the bloodstained jeans on the plane. Complete the ensemble with a red bandana around your arm and a large blingin' chain. It will be great.

No, I'm not trying to get you arrested.

[rhathumos]

Talk me into getting into the Decembrists. I haven't ever heard them that I know of, though I'm heard them described as "cerebral", both positively and negatively. They're from Portland, so they can't be all that bad.

[buschap]

Oh, give them a shot. They aren't quite as good as everyone says, and despite what Stephen Colbert says, they aren't prog rock (except maybe "The Tain"), but they are quite enjoyable.

You can head over to Emusic, and get a free 50-track trial, which should be enough to download everything Emusic has of theirs (which is everything or nearly everything except the newest album).