1. Someone Feed The Monkey || voice ||

Sep 16, 2009 01:56

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[A long, drawn-out sigh.] This is boring.

Somebody send me home already, yeah? I have better things to do than work for a bunch of apes like you.

[Judging from the silence that follows, you might think he's gone, but suddenly--his voice returns. Instead of the earlier dry indifference, he's suddenly very panicked.Mom's necklace ( Read more... )

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masterofkendo September 15 2009, 06:15:37 UTC
Do you need help finding it?

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voice orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 06:17:19 UTC
No man, I never take it off! Those bastardfaces back at the metal building must've stolen it from me!

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voice masterofkendo September 15 2009, 06:22:32 UTC
Why'd they want to steal it?

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voice orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 06:25:45 UTC
It's special? I don't know, a lot of people seem to want that necklace. Damned if I know...

What's it to you?

...Unless you're after it too!

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Voice spacecherub September 15 2009, 06:31:34 UTC
When you say you had it with you, do you mean before or after you arrived here?

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Voice orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 06:34:43 UTC
Fuck off.

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Voice spacecherub September 15 2009, 06:36:57 UTC
What?

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Voice orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 06:39:50 UTC
What, did you suddenly go deaf?

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[Audio] handsofakiller September 15 2009, 07:38:44 UTC
Objects that were on your person at the time of your arrival don't get transported with you, I'm sorry to say.

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[Audio] orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 07:47:39 UTC
Why not?!

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[Audio] handsofakiller September 15 2009, 07:49:07 UTC
...Because?

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[Audio] orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 07:50:14 UTC
...Because why?

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[audio] stormsworn September 15 2009, 13:14:27 UTC
Your belongings disappeared when you were taken here. It happens to everyone.

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[audio] orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 17:46:15 UTC
Why?

Some guy told me they can only bring living stuff here. Well, hair is dead. So wouldn't we all be bald when we come here?

They could've brought Mom's necklace. Either they didn't, or they sold it!

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Which is lame because it's not worth squat.

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[audio] stormsworn September 15 2009, 18:11:25 UTC
'Living stuff' isn't completely right.

Either it wasn't brought here, or it was taken when you arrived because it has value -- at least to you. That can be used against you.

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[audio] orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 18:14:49 UTC
...Ugh.

Okay, what do they want us for? Labor? Sex? Combat? Which is it?

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[Audio] kaitou_1412 September 15 2009, 15:54:05 UTC
[repeats in a mocking, whiny voice]

'Better to do than with a bunch of apes like you.'

[the sound of a snort and his voice returns to normal]

You're stuck with the rest of the apes here.

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[Audio] orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 17:47:07 UTC
Cuuuute.

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[Audio] kaitou_1412 September 15 2009, 18:08:42 UTC
Isn't it?

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[Audio] orphanedsoldier September 15 2009, 18:13:31 UTC
Okay, wiseguy. Mind telling me how to get home?

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