wowza!

Uh oh. I might be in some deep shit.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Not strip for free anymore.

Get your resolution here

Ohh how I love sleep. I love dreams. I sleep so much that I can't function properly without coffee or an energy drink. It's wonderful. Surreality is bliss.

I wonder how many christians made the connection that when Jesus comes back the apocolypse starts. Yes, Christ will be reborn as the Anti-Christ and the seas will run red with blood the skies will become fire and all that shit. It's been over 2000 years though.. I mean.. If he really wanted to wipe our existence from the face of the earth don't you ( Read more... )

There's butterflies in my stomach. Three of them. They're flapping around and I thiiiiink they want out, but sorry no-sir-ree-bob no way am I letting you go!

eighteen hours of sleep
does a body good.

:D

Holy crap I love christmas

I just don't know anymore

Never again