I deeply regret that our delightful conversation a the Sadie Hawkins Dance was curtailed by a certain Inch-High Private Eye, so let me take this opportunity to tell you precisely what I think of y[Article cut for length. - The Editors]
Corny, I love this line. I can picture you saying it: The Nightwatch keeps its peepers on the creatures of darkness...
Dick, you're a dick, but you are funny as fuck. My fave line this week: I’d totally become this kick ass ninja monk if they let them drink beer, play video games and go down to Tijuana every few weeks to take care of business.
But seriously, editors, it is really hard to follow Dick's piece because he writes JUST LIKE HE SPEAKS, which is a complement if you think about it, but...
Oh, Logan. Will you ever learn? I hope not, because lines like this are too precious: Which is a shame, not only because of the aforementioned eloquence, but also because I could have plagiarized it now.
Thanks for the info, Veronica! "Dr." Laura's Ph D is in physiology! Awesome. And thanks for the spoiler warning ;)
This line has a special creepy sting this week, huh?: Or, you know, go for it. Jump his bones. See what happens. You might be surprised.I'll say
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I deeply regret that our delightful conversation a the Sadie Hawkins Dance was curtailed by a certain Inch-High Private Eye, so let me take this opportunity to tell you precisely what I think of y[Article cut for length. - The Editors]
that was priceless! and the sound-off? was great and showed how thick-headed Dick is.
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I deeply regret that our delightful conversation a the Sadie Hawkins Dance was curtailed by a certain Inch-High Private Eye, so let me take this opportunity to tell you precisely what I think of y[Article cut for length. - The Editors]
That was the greatst thing ever. Seriously.
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Anyhoo, great issue!
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Dick, you're a dick, but you are funny as fuck. My fave line this week: I’d totally become this kick ass ninja monk if they let them drink beer, play video games and go down to Tijuana every few weeks to take care of business.
But seriously, editors, it is really hard to follow Dick's piece because he writes JUST LIKE HE SPEAKS, which is a complement if you think about it, but...
Oh, Logan. Will you ever learn? I hope not, because lines like this are too precious: Which is a shame, not only because of the aforementioned eloquence, but also because I could have plagiarized it now.
Thanks for the info, Veronica! "Dr." Laura's Ph D is in physiology! Awesome. And thanks for the spoiler warning ;)
This line has a special creepy sting this week, huh?: Or, you know, go for it. Jump his bones. See what happens. You might be surprised.I'll say ( ... )
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I deeply regret that our delightful conversation a the Sadie Hawkins Dance was curtailed by a certain Inch-High Private Eye, so let me take this opportunity to tell you precisely what I think of y[Article cut for length. - The Editors]
that was priceless! and the sound-off? was great and showed how thick-headed Dick is.
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