PROOF (not necessarily work friendly)

yes folks, I'm learning how to be bizarre, just like this.

Nephadia --

[adjective]:

Banshee-like

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

So I just had a woman about my age (who has had sex before) ask me if you have sex with the same hole you pee with, or the same hole you bleed from ( Read more... )

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teaching violin.

Locally, at a music shop. It's kinda cool. Of course right now I'll only be teaching classical, 'cause I can't fiddle to save my life, but that's ok. Most beginners don't even know which notes come off of which strings so that's fine.

Should be interesting times.

Just a tidbit of information found on IMDB on the Phantom of the Opera page under "Trivia ( Read more... )

You scored as Dance. You should be a Dance major! Like a lithe ballerina, you dance because you believe there is beauty in expressing the physical form.

Dance
100%
Psychology
92%
Art
83%
English
83%
Sociology
83%
Philosophy
75%
Theater
75%
Journalism
75%
Linguistics
75%
Chemistry
67%
Mathematics
67%
Engineering
58%
Anthropology
50%
Biology
50%
What is your Perfect Major?
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I can't decide which is worse... the 14 hour long NyQuil coma, or the 1:40am stares brought on by the same. I feel like I can't blink, and when I do, everything goes all cross-eyed on me.

Stupid sinuses.

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So I got drafted to cook dinner for Rick's family for the night before Thanksgiving, because everyone else was going to be cooking all last night and today. Rick decided I had to make (the traditional Louisiana food) red beans and rice. His aunt was over, the same one that used to own and cook in her own restaurant down here. Talk about nervous ( Read more... )