once again, i'm seeking a higher purpose in life. being humble only gets you so far. the newly elected chairman of the democratic party, howard dean, has a new strategy to tackle the evangelical vote. he's telling people that rich people can't get into heaven. it's somewhere in the bible. good luck with that ( Read more... )

if it wasn't for all of this medication, i could go all saint paul and george fox on all your asses. i could convince future civilizations that eternal life is secured by eating things like processed cheese. i could convince the world that stockton's gary young is the savior. all it would take would be a reduction in the risperdol i'm taking and ( Read more... )

today me and my imaginary girlfriend got into a bunch of fights. first of all, she says that i don't listen to her imaginary ideas, that i don't like her imaginary friends and that i never give her any imaginary support. i don't know where she's coming from. i'm usually there for her in all kinds of imaginary ways.

yesterday, my father told me that matt gonzalez would have stood a better chance of winning "had he taken a bath."

i've tried it but it's impossible to say "spiderhole" really fast ten times in a row. you think you have it said, but you really just end up saying something else that's not quite the same thing.

i'm narrowing my search of apartments down to the city of berkeley and to buildings west of shattuck. ideally, i want north berkeley as my bart station, but downtown berkeley will do. i've looked at four places so far, but tomorrow is the blitz. tomorrow is the day. tomorrow will decide my future, or at least the next six to twelve months of my ( Read more... )

the winter is almost here and i look forward to spending more time in bed. hours in bed. days in bed. weeks in bed. three months in bed. and then the spring will be here.

tomorrow i'm applying for an apartment in berkeley and later this week i'm applying for a temporary job with the metropolitan transportation commission. at this pace, i will have a vehicle, a house, and two point five children by the end of march.

either that, or it could all fall to shit.

i am working on a new incomprehensible story. i don't know what i'm going to call it when i am done. "the neverending story" is already taken. maybe i will call it "the neverending incomprehensible story."

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