2818101 [Voice Post]

[picklesplz]

You know what's really not polite at all? Breaking into someone's house. And then rummage around. And then take things without permission.

[Pause.]

Yes, I noticed it.

Yes, I will find you.

No, I'm not amused.

[Cough. Voice loses the threatening air.]

So, anyone needs an employee? I'm not picky. A guy needs to eat, after all.

Comments

[suaviloquent]

My my, a thief, is it? That certainly sounds troublesome.

Late reply is late! D: I never got the comment notif.

[picklesplz]

Yes. Uninvited guests are such a bother...

this isn't, either

[picklesplz]

[He will turn you into croc chow when - if - he finds out.]

[shipsoprah]

What happened?

[picklesplz]

Burglary.

[shipsoprah]

I got that part... just.... what'd they steal?

Priceless heirlooms?

[picklesplz]

Rocks.

[picklesplz]

I'm listening?

[picklesplz]

If proper payment can be arranged, I guess. How much?

[soulparadox]

Will you kill them?

[picklesplz]

Nah. Turning them inside out will suffice, I think.

[soulparadox]

Hyperbole.

You should kill them.

[picklesplz]

No, you can actually turn someone inside out, but I guess you do end up killing them in the process...