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[holyish]

Who: Hidan & Shikamaru.
Where: The hospital; Terra.
When: After Hidan sees Deidara.
Summary: idk after Hidan joins the military and shit and shit and Shika gets fucked up the ass by Yosuke (lolol) and stuff.
Rating: R
Other: Not gay.

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[lazyish]

It was a damn good thing Shikamaru heard Hidan's voice before seeing him. Even when he opened his eyes and saw the ominous, too-familiar cut of a military uniform through the very dim light of the room, his heart nearly stopped. But they were alone in the room, just Shikamaru and Hidan in the enemy's clothes. "Fuck," he hissed, fighting the urge to jump to his feet. He sat up slower than he wanted to, and even then he felt his ribs shifting around uncomfortably under his skin. That gross and painful feeling. "Where the hell have you been?"

He asked the question even though he'd already come to two possible conclusions. Either Hidan had killed a soldier and stolen that uniform, or he'd been captured after going off to fight Yosuke. Which explained why Yosuke wasn't dead.

Shikamaru turned a little to face his brother, but twisting his body at all made him gasp quietly in pain so he couldn't quite look, not as closely as he wanted to-- Was that blood? "...Please tell me you didn't just kill someone to come see me."

[holyish]

What the hell was up his ass? Hidan was expecting something a bit nicer, you know. After all that shit with Yosuke and the military, yeah, whatever. He leaned against the chair with a sneer pulling his lips downwards. And it’s not like it was Hidan’s fault that Shikamaru got broken ribs in the first place! Well, it probably was, since Hidan couldn’t do shit about it. Great brother or whatever he was. "That’s a fucking great way to greet someone after not seeing them for fucking ages."

Hidan placed a foot against the edge of the bed and folded his arms against his chest, rocking back on the chair with a firm expression, "What, don’t tell me you’re fucking pissed off to see me in this shitty uniform. Yeah, those bastards took me and forced me to join them

[lazyish]

It wasn't like Shikamaru hadn't been worried. He'd left about a million messages on Hidan's phone, lost sleep over it, spent hours staring out the window wondering where his brother was and if he'd somehow managed to get killed, but... what was he supposed to say about it at this point

[holyish]

Too bad Hidan’s phone was probably lost in some junk heaven that the military made. Hell, Shikamaru wasn’t the only one that lost sleep over it - not like Hidan could actually sleep in the first place after being stuck in some shit-smelling cell or wherever the hell they placed him.

Idly, Hidan bit down on his lips in some sort of fidgety fashion, pulling away the flesh of his bottom lip as he heard his brother’s words, and when Shikamaru stood up, Hidan did the same motion imminently. He really didn’t want his brother to suddenly fall on his head and crack it, again, not like Shikamaru’s head could get any worse. Yeah, that made his lips crack into a dry smirk. "Thank fuck, don’t you dare worry me like that again you stupid bastard." He said with utter seriousness in his words as he took a step towards Shikamaru.

Hidan knew that he shouldn’t, but fuck it. He placed a hand on Shikamaru’s head and gently urged his brother into a embrace, his own lips pressed against the top of Shikamaru’s head and inhaled deeply. "Asshole." Was the