Update; easter, other nonsense.

[nenadi]

Update
I updated in the wee hours of Thursday morning, as usual. But, if you haven't been back to the site since Thursday, you may want to go back and check the page again. The page has been shaded and re-lettered with only minor changes to the dialogue. Also, i added in a typo. *Facepalm* How smart of me. I'll fix it... eventually.

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Comments

[seriouslyme]

I'd totally buy the dinosaur bread cutter, it's adorable. Although, I would prefer a carnivorous dinosaur so I could claim self-defense while eating my sandwich ("I had to eat him or he would have eaten me!")

[fishandcheese]

Omgosh, that dinosaur cutter is adorable! I would be proud to eat such cute sammiches at school :>

I love how BRIGHT and NOTICEABLE the secrets box is XDD

For some reason this comment has lots of cussing. Sorry.

[twilightjoy]

Fun fact: I am afraid of dinosaurs. I had a customer asking me questions such as, do we have any of the Jurassic Park movies (I know damn well we have JP3 and exactly where that bitch is hiding) and can I tell her what this DINOSAUR PACK of movies has on it. I had to cover all the fucking dinosaurs on the back cover of the box and not think about the ones I had to touch on the front cover and read shit to her about dinosaurs. I wish I could say lady, I'm sorry you're illiterate or whatever, but in the future please bring someone to read shit for you.

It's as hard as having to sell tvs when they are showing nothing but freaking whale documentaries on them all the time, and I'm afraid of whales. It's very hard to show people tvs without looking at what is on them. But I do it every day bravely.

P.S. I LIKE KITTYCATS!!!! A whole lot. So thank you for that.