unflattery

[nematoddity]

So I got up this morning, jumped on SL for a quick round of find-the-cool-dances, and then limped out to the bus to take me on the morning's shopping excursion. I got way too much. Ordinarily, this wouldn't be a problem, but I had to carry it all home. Yaagh

Comments

[themoonlady]

Would this...outfit...be flattering...on anyone?!?

It looks like it might be quite comfortable. I think I'd wear one like it on my bloated thick pad PMS and I can't stand a waistband days. Every girl needs one of those outfits. I'd just have mine without the lace, and in a dark shade of cotton fabric, instead of the red satin with gold lettered printing.

And...I HATE the hoodie with the letter dress. :( As if the letter dress wasn't bad enough.

[nematoddity]

And without the spaghetti straps. And the entire TOP section needs a redesign. And the fringe has to GO.

Other than that....you may be right.

And the hoodie with the letter dress? I don't think even the HOODIE on its OWN would look good.

[themoonlady]

Well yeah, the top sucks. But if I found it for less than $5 at Goodwill, I'd be willing to put in the energy to modify it.

[georgiamagnolia]

ok, opening a can of what the bitch here:

Does that kid look like McCauly Culkin or just want to be him? Or do him? I dunno.(please forgive the misspelling, I don't care enough to look up Culkin's correct spelling) And while we are still on the topic of him, are those girl cut jeans? Sure look like it to me. I mean, feel free to wear whatever, but how comfy can that be? Seriously, our jeans are cut different for a reason. Ouch, I imagine.

And Mr.CowboyNOT, that belt looks goddamn stupid like that. (granted, I grew up in Wyo, I have bias) Feel free to dress in whatever Drugstore Cowboy, Urban Cowboy or FauxWestern style you need to, but don't wear your goddamn belt like that, it went out of style back when I was still in HighSchool, as it should have, and nobody ever wore a LEATHER Freaking Belt like that anyway. Otherwise you are kinda cute and I would play Brokeback with you anyday, were I your type. Or Gender. Or whatever. Oh well.

[nematoddity]

Y'know, I hadn't looked at La Rollerskates that closely before, but...*peers*...you may be right. OMG. How can he do that to his bits?

And it's not just the belt, it's the carefully aged jeans, the silver burnished hat, and whatever the hell someone did to make that satin shirt. Ooolgh.

[buttongirl]

You warned us.... BUt UGH! That video! If this was supposed to be highlights, or even a representative sample.... Who would buy this shit anyway?

[nematoddity]

Well, there are those who will buy anything that's even been near any sort of celebrity.

If the Hiltons qualify, that is.

Beyond that? I have no idea. I like to think there are such things as taste and refinement in the world, but houses like Heatherette...they make me doubt. Severely.

[linty_goodness]

O.O I am ..I don't know what I am
I saw it.. I saw the stuff in the video and I think I am in shock.
My brain hurts, I really need more scrubby salt.
I think my retinas are on fire.:(
ew

[nematoddity]

MUAHAHAhaha. I mean, I'm so sorry. Have some chipped ice. Lay down for a few weeks, you'll feel better.

aha!

[sphynxcatvp]

That's what I can be for halloween!

Fashion runaway horror!

*giggles maniacally*

Re: aha!

[nematoddity]

Oh, and you've got SO many options... :)