Pity party - party of one right here :P

My life isn't that bad, but I can't help feel bad for myself :P

So yesterday, I cooked my first Thanksgiving dinner. It turned out really good, except that we now have turkey coming out of our ears. That's what happens when you have two people who have never made a Thanksgiving dinner before picking out a 15 pound turkey ( Read more... )

The end is nigh: "Screech" from "Saved by the Bell" has a sex tape.

And not just any sex tape: one where he has a threesome and does things I had to look up. I had no clue what a dirty sanchez was before yesterday. I wish I was still innocent to the definition.

Argh, I got the tired twitchy eye thing going today. Y let the cat in the bedroom last night, falling victim to the cat’s emotional blackmail. As I was already asleep, I had no say in this. Needless to say, Duncan thinks I’m for nighttime cuddling. All I remember from my crappy sleep is being woken up by a wet nose and seeing a black fuzzy shape in ( Read more... )

Is Ottawa trying to compete with Edmonton for most murders in a year? I have you know that Edmonton is an expert at murders - we have the gangs, we have the drug problems, we have the terrible drivers. The only city that does it better than us is Winnipeg.

Coworker #1: My son threw a fit when we brought him to swimming lessons. We cancelled them and we got our money back ( Read more... )

Let’s hear it for a fairly uneventful weekend! Friday night, a Discovery Toys consultant came over to show me some toys and gave me a catalogue. I’m buying the kiddies educational toys this year to expand their little minds. I’m going to buy my goddaughter something educational and not feel guilty that I didn’t get her dress-up clothes or a Barbie ( Read more... )

Je suis cranky. I should be going home but I'm stuck here waiting for Y to get off work. Stupid one car family! It really ticks me off that I rearranged my schedule, but he hasn't. I'm so tired and cranky that I'll probably pick a fight tonight on the way home ( Read more... )

Duncan went to the vet today and the vet told us that he was "exceptionally well behaved". Me and Yaron were both modest, but mentally we were both like - "Yeah! That's our boy!" (mental high fives). He also didn't want to let us go to work (the cat, not Yaron) so he sat at the front door until I bribed him with treats. His most favourite game is ( Read more... )

Y pre-cat: "When we get a cat, it's not allowed to sleep on the bed".

Y this morning, post cat, tired after a long night of kitten antics: "He's soooo cute I can't kick him off the bed!"

Heh, how the mighty are seduced by the soft fur, cute face, and loud purrs of kitties.