Real Life Conversations

[nehmet]

Scene: I am sitting on the sofa, watching Bones.

C: (Walks in, sees gross corpse on TV) EVERY TIME I walk in here!

Me: (helpfully) It's a dead guy that was fished out of the river.

C: All you wanna see is dead gooey corpses and all I wanna watch is boobs. Why are we even together?

Comments

[kefet_vamp]

So much win

[dncingmalkavian]

A+

[novapixie]

Watch Bones topless and you both win.