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negakat

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Mar 08, 2010 20:13

Mae, what I said to you about my front yard on the phone earlier. I take it back. My mother has waged war on our lawn.

I went to the market down the street to get some drinks and chips.

I came home ten minutes later and bam.

( another battle takes place )

!public, life: mother, simply walk into mordor, the yard massacres, adventures in southland

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swirling_chaos March 9 2010, 02:39:28 UTC

Damn it yard, we've got to win this one!

negakat March 9 2010, 02:41:54 UTC

I get the feeling this is all going to come to a very anti-climactic ending.

swirling_chaos March 9 2010, 04:33:55 UTC

Yard? Yard? YYYYYAAAAAARD! NOOOOOO! HE WAS SO YOUNG, OH THE HUMANITY!

Now that I look at this again I'm noticing distinct shapes in the fire, perhaps it's an alien language to signal the mothership?

jackalite March 9 2010, 02:45:54 UTC

Those pictures are like what you'd see in Smokey the Bear commericals, wtf.

negakat March 9 2010, 02:47:02 UTC

Does that mean I should get a ranger hat? :|a

jackalite March 9 2010, 02:48:09 UTC

Of course you should! #1 most necessarily equipment for forest firefighters. I thought you knew this, Kat. 8|

negakat March 9 2010, 02:49:33 UTC

WELL I JUST. WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS MY TRUE CALLING......,

/puts on hat

Ironically enough, as I write this I can hear rain outside.

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sparkledyne March 9 2010, 02:52:00 UTC

...................

Again?

negakat March 9 2010, 02:53:24 UTC

The first post was Sideyard 1. This one's the front yard.

sparkledyne March 9 2010, 02:54:50 UTC

I wish your yard luck in the battle.

I'd be so worried if I saw someone's yard on fire like that lkajsdlgkj

negakat March 9 2010, 02:56:37 UTC

I don't think it'll win. Mom's determined and I can't be arsed to put up a fight.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD BE TOO. But everyone driving down our street slowed down, looked and then drove on.

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darknightrain March 9 2010, 02:52:59 UTC

... Your mom should not be left unsupervised.

negakat March 9 2010, 02:55:16 UTC

I pulled up and she was outside with the rake (BEFORE ANYTHING WAS ON FIRE) and the conversation went like this:

Mom: Hey, can you help me for a few minutes out here?
Me: [thinking she's just raking] Oh sure, okay
Mom: Okay. Take these matches and go along the perimeter. C:
Me: .................
Mom: C: [starts lighting]
Me: .................. I'll go get the hose ready. [SIGH]

darknightrain March 9 2010, 03:04:43 UTC

WORKING WITH THE ENEMY, I SEE

negakat March 9 2010, 03:05:46 UTC

I WAS TAKING PREVENTIVE MEASURES.

THERE MUST BE SOME COMPROMISE IN WAR. LOSE THE BATTLE, WIN THE WAR.

w4rp3d March 9 2010, 02:56:24 UTC

...there are no words.

negakat March 9 2010, 02:57:36 UTC

I'm slowly running out of words.

w4rp3d March 9 2010, 02:59:34 UTC

I can't imagine why.

negakat March 9 2010, 03:02:38 UTC

What did I come back to.

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