Re: VoicemailneedsaparrotSeptember 17 2009, 03:46:36 UTC
The call came in when Xander was dozing on the couch; he didn't need to look at the caller ID before he answered with his eyes closed, "Parker. What's up?"
Booyah for custom ringtones. Though someday she was going to kill him when she called him from somewhere nearby and heard raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... because he'd got bored and re-programmed everyone but Bridge's.
Re: VoicemailmparkerceoSeptember 18 2009, 01:02:24 UTC
The irony was, if Kyle had any idea what Xander was talking about, he'd have gotten it in a heartbeat. Who did this guy think he was? Some boyfriend of Parker's?
"...about the same as if it were me. I guess." Whatever that was.
Re: VoicemailneedsaparrotSeptember 18 2009, 01:16:34 UTC
"I think the day you start asking me to call you Miss Parker is the day we come over there to hold an intervention involving a gremlin, a bucket of glitter, three banana cream pies and the Mountie doing a pole dance to It's Raining Men and you're not Parker, are you."
He might take his time, but he did tend to finally get there. Usually.
Re: VoicemailmparkerceoSeptember 18 2009, 01:19:53 UTC
"... never so glad for that to be true as at this moment, dude."
Ow ow ow ow ow maybe electroshock will get that image out of his head? He used to like electroshock, some days. Not that he understood half of it. Maybe this guy needs the electroshock?
Re: VoicemailmparkerceoSeptember 18 2009, 01:29:03 UTC
See, now there was a response he didn't expect either. Although it at least fell within his experience.
"Kyle. No last name." He smiled into the phone. "She's fine. Probably throwing a tantrum in that apartment she shares with the geeky guy and the girl with the multiple hair colors. For now. I need information though, and you, Mr. Xander Harris Carson, are my point of validation."
*ring*
Friends are good to have on call.
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Booyah for custom ringtones. Though someday she was going to kill him when she called him from somewhere nearby and heard raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... because he'd got bored and re-programmed everyone but Bridge's.
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Time to collect more info. Let's see how this plays out.
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"... I'm sorry?"
What time of year was this guy talking about?
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That wasn't an emotion that Kyle felt very often, really. It was kind of intriguing.
"Riiiight. Of course you knew." Kyle paused, not sure where to take this, then settled for, "So. How'd that go?"
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"...about the same as if it were me. I guess." Whatever that was.
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Congratulations, Xander. You just completely bewildered the psycho genius.
"... wait, you think I'm Miss Parker?"
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He might take his time, but he did tend to finally get there. Usually.
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Ow ow ow ow ow maybe electroshock will get that image out of his head? He used to like electroshock, some days. Not that he understood half of it. Maybe this guy needs the electroshock?
"I stole her phone. Hi."
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"Kyle. No last name." He smiled into the phone. "She's fine. Probably throwing a tantrum in that apartment she shares with the geeky guy and the girl with the multiple hair colors. For now. I need information though, and you, Mr. Xander Harris Carson, are my point of validation."
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