Diez: Well, this is new

[needs_a_plan]

...

On the one hand, I have to say: Really, universe? Really? This is how it's gonna be now? Bringing out the big guns, are we? Playing dirty? Touché

Comments

[warriorothesea]

...HOW.

[warriorothesea]

Oh, come on: you got conned. YOU got CONNED.

...then there's the part where you're a girl, too. But uh. Hey! Now you can try that stuff you were talking to me about, at least?

[needs_aplan]

Hey, YOU can't laugh at me for being a girl, pal.

...Yeah, the thing about that is that you had tits. And big giant sad brown eyes, but mostly tits. I am...somewhat lacking in that department.

[warriorothesea]

Sure I can! You teased ME about it!!

...if you're a girl, then you still--if they're smaller, that's GOOD. They really get in the way.

[needs_aplan]

Do they? ...They probably don't if you're used to them.

[warriorothesea]

YES.

...well, yeah, probably not then, but it's not like I WAS used to them! The point is, you're lucky; it could definitely be worse.

[needs_aplan]

Are you kidding me? I'm stuck like this for a week and I probably can't even get free stuff out of it!

[warriorothesea]

I'm sure you can figure something out.

[needs_aplan]

...Hmm. Maybe.

[warriorothesea]

Hey, YOU can try to be a girl at Sanji. I bet that would work.

[needs_aplan]

Hey, good point!

[warriorothesea]

He's probably the easiest target ever, so if it DOESN'T work then maybe you can be a little worried.

[needs_aplan]

I like the way you think, mi amigo.

[warriorothesea]

Naturally! My ideas are always amazing.

[needs_aplan]

Well, I'll let you know how it goes.

[warriorothesea]

Status report?