Discord, revealed!
"The Elements! They're gone!"
"That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break. This doesn't make sense."
"Hahahahahahahaha. Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"
"Discord! Show yourself!"
"Ahaohoho. Did you miss me, Celestia?"
"I've missed you."
"It's quite lonely being imprisoned in stone, but you wouldn't know that, would you? Because I don't turn ponies into stone."
"Enough! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?"
"Oh, I just borrowed them for a teensy little while."
"You'll never get away with this, Discord."
"Oh, I'd forgotten how grim you can be, Celestia. It's really quite... boring."
"Hey! Nopony insults the Princess!"
"Oh! You must be Rainbow Dash, famed for her loyalty - the Element of Harmony you represent."
"That's right! I'll always be loyal to the Princess!"
"We'll see about that..."
"I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window."
"The beautiful Rarity, representing the Element of Generosity, if I'm not mistaken."
"So y'know who we are. Big deal."
"Oh, I know much more than that. Honest Applejack."
"You seem to know our strengths, too."
"Yes, Twilight Sparkle. And yours is the most powerful and elusive Element - Magic."
"Fluttershy's is Kindness, and Pinkie Pie's is a personal favorite of mine - Laughter."
"Pinkie!"
"HAHAHA! He's standing on your head!"
Click to view"Stop stalling, Discord! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?"
"Augh. So boring, Celestia, really. Fine. I'll tell you, but I'll only tell you... my way."
"To retrieve your missing Elements,
Just make sense of this change of events:
Twists and turns
Are my master plan.
Then, find the Elements
Back where you began."
"... Can we go home now?"
"What d'you reckon he meant? Twists'n'turns and endin' back where we started?"
"Twists and turns... Twists and turns... Twists and turns! That's it! I bet Discord hid the Elements in the palace labyrinth!"
"Good luck, my little ponies."
"The fate of Equestria is in your hooves."
"Thanks, Princess. We won't let you down."
"Hahahahahahaha..."