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[needling]

[ It was with intense difficulty that Kanji even managed to get his communicator on, given the size of his freakin' fingers. But the feed eventually goes and-- oh jesus! ]

The hell. Is going on here?

[ The girl thing was pretty bad too. If looking like a masculine Mariyln Monroe wasn't bad enough, then looking like a giant dude with rock hard

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[notmycreampuffs]

Ta-- Tatsumi-chan?

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[notmycreampuffs]

[Brb, loling forever.]

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[needling]

[ He pauses in his giant finger gnashing to pull the screen close to his face. Enjoy a nice view of some beady blue eyes! IT'S BETTER THAN HIS NIPPLES. ]

I-It's not funny!

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[notmycreampuffs]

[This just makes her laugh harder.]

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[whichofspace]

Huh? You don't think it's funny? I think it's pretty cool! These things look so silly!

[ DORKY GRIN GOES HERE. Oh 'sup, fellow Goron. Join the club. ]

Have you tried rolling around yet?

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[needling]

But I'm huge and I can't work this thing.

[ But they do look pretty silly... ]

--Wait. Rolling around?

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[whichofspace]

Yes, rolling around! Wait.. don't tell me you haven't even tried that yet!

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[needling]

...No. Why would I try rolling around?

[breakin_ur_lore]

[needling]

Nothin'! I was just minding my own business and suddenly, here I am, in this weird ass place wearing a freakin'...thong and lookin' like I crawled out of the freakin' dirt.

I needed a normal med'an icon to express his horror.

[breakin_ur_lore]

You're wearing a thong?!

AHAHAH sobbing

[needling]

--What?! No!

[myhrta]

[...Myhrta can't help it. She laughs a little.]

You look adorable.

[needling]

[ djhgjhasdjhasd ]

W-What?! I ain't adorable! I'm huge!

[myhrta]

Oh? [She laughs.]

The men of my race are seven feet tall on average. The Draenei are even larger. Rock elementals are bulkier.

[needling]

Seven feet ta...--? That's freakin' huge.

[ Okay, maybe he's not that giant, but have you seen his nipples ]

But that doesn't make me cute!

[tapferkeit]

Don't knock being a goron until you've tried it!

[needling]

I think I'm tryin' it. And I'm not sure if I like it.

[ He keeps crashing into things. He's not used to being this huge. ]

[tapferkeit]

How about you go to the surrounding gardens and practise rolling? It's a great way to relieve stress!

[needling]

[ This dude needs some freakin' stress relief, that's for sure. ]

I guess I could do that. Wouldn't I crush the flowers or somethin'?